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cup of tea, boys?
its not tea they want, its a ****ing good hiding. ????????????? |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire
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Is that from "Snatch"?
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What about from taxi driver
'you talking to me? you talking to me ? you must be talking to me because there,s no one else around?' Or Shawshank redemptiom 'I guess I just miss my friend' gets me every time Or ' I,m Spatacus' from Spartacus or I,m Spartacus and so,s my wife' life of brian |
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Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate Would monsieur care for a wafer thin mint? |
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or I,m BRIAN and so,s my wife' ![]() |
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I love Con Air for being chock full of great quotes:
Baby-O: What's wrong with him? Cameron: My first thought would be......... a lot. Vince: What are you going to do for me? Cameron: What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the f***in' day! There's loads more, but I can't think of 'em right now! |
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Put... the bunny... back... in the... box. Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box? Yeah, fell from the sky. I don't think he's an astronaut. Beautiful? Sunsets are beautiful, newborn babies are beautiful. This... this is ****ing spectacular! What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to **** off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane? Do you understand me, or do you need me to draw it in crayon, like usual? I hate to say this, Cyrus, but we are three white dudes short. Or as they say in Ebonics, "We be ****ed". Ohh... nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his blader in the... aaaiirrrplane If you can't trust a South American drug lord, who can you trust? Cyrus is a poster child for the criminally insane. One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat. Oh, nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder on the aeroplane. **** you, trailer trash! Hey! My mom lives in a trailer! You know, the next time you choose a human shield, you're better off not picking a two-bit negro crackhead. Not only did you not save that dude's life, but you just made friends with Cyrus the damn Virus! Gag and bag this Nazi muffin. ...Well hooray for the sounds of *****ing* silence! He caught his wife in bed with another man. Left her alone, drove three towns over to her family's home. He killed her parents, her brothers, her sisters, even their dog. It's pussies like you who lost 'nam, I'll tell you that. are just a few of my favorates ![]() |
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