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26-01-12, 06:09 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
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26-01-12, 07:43 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Africa Cup update:
7st 9lb Ethiopian striker Nwabiduke Mbongo is reportedly upset after opposing fans began chanting "who ate all the flies? you fat b**tard you fat b**tard..." |
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27-01-12, 04:32 PM
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A nurse finds a mental patient rubbing his c0k between two biscuits.
She asks 'what in gods name are you doing?' The patient replies 'I'm f*cking crackers!' |
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27-01-12, 04:34 PM
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Some dwarf has hidden microphones all round my house.
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27-01-12, 04:38 PM
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The missus just said 'I bet you can't go one day without cracking a joke about my periods'
'You're on!' I said |
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27-01-12, 06:23 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
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27-01-12, 08:07 PM
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27-01-12, 08:47 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Ha, ha, clean jokes? What's one of them on this forum?
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27-01-12, 08:51 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
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I think we skirt a 18 rating at time
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27-01-12, 08:51 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
IMO------
If its funny it stays If its just dirty and not funny its canned. IMO------ in the jokes thread.
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