Swine Flu @ AR09?

Originally Posted by caz650s

I arrived at the AR with a normal cold ...

Sore throat friday ..

Sneezing & feeling hot/cold all through the rideout & sat night ....

Sunday & Today blowing my nose constantly & a bit of a chesty cough ...

Does that mean I can have sevens days off work too !!

No, it means you were the source of the swine flu! Thanks!

I felt rotton but that was clearly alcohol-related, as I am fine now its Monday .

[Scoobs]

Originally Posted by Warthog

I felt rotton but that was clearly alcohol-related, as I am fine now its Monday .

I think it was probably the amount of alcohol in your system that killed the f*ck out of any swine flu virus that may have been in your system. You looked 'kin mullered on Sunday morning and smelt like a brewery.

Originally Posted by Scoobs

I think it was probably the amount of alcohol in your system that killed the f*ck out of any swine flu virus that may have been in your system. You looked 'kin mullered on Sunday morning and smelt like a brewery.

Hehe it's true! Single malt whiskey kills throat viruses, I recommend the vaccination strategy to be rolled out accross britain

me me me,i've got it, can i have a week off, carp i'm on holiday for next week anyhow, lol

[Quiff Wichard]

I feel rough and look rough..

nothing new there then..


aha Matt you is ill. THAT is why u not replied to my pm.

[maviczap]

There's lots of different viruses going round my 4year old daughter had a very high temp, which pointed toward swine flu, but turned out not to be. No one else had it in the family and I DID NOT bring it to the AR. She'd been ill 2 weeks before the AR.

I nearly had a heart attack when my wife texted my daughters temp.

GWS, just take the Tami flu if you need to, but I reckon you'd be better off just takin parrotseatamol

[the_lone_wolf]

Just had lunch, 5 scrambled eggs and 8 rashers of thick cut bacon, feel much better

Was probably man flu

Originally Posted by the_lone_wolf

Just had lunch, 5 scrambled eggs and 8 rashers of thick cut bacon, feel much better

Was probably man flu

Eating bacon or other pork products cancels out the swine flu!

Hope you haven't carried it to the isle of wight now!

[jambo]

Well you were plenty quick for a man on his death bed

Hopefully "The great org flue endemic of '09" will turn out to be a non event, I think most of us were using lots of antiseptic spritis to keep our mouths clean...


Jambo

[Scoobs]

Originally Posted by TazDaz

Eating bacon or other pork products cancels out the swine flu!

Hope you haven't carried it to the isle of wight now!

Quick! Quaratine the Isle of Wight! Cut off their webbed hands so they can't swim across the Solent.