Speak now or forever....

PS: I don`t have a beard

[sv4me]

Or a chopper I hope

Pleeeeeeeeeeeze

Give me some credit!

*Speedy flicks hair back in a condescending manner whilst said babysitted dog tries to steal her philadelphia and sweet chilli rice cake!*

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Consider myself told after the shampoo ad hair flick

Dont be feeding the poor thing cardboard I dont think the owners would approve

Were looking after my step sisters dog til saturday....which makes 4 dogs.....which makes it very interesting anytime theres food about!

The ricecake is a good distraction from my egyptian cat statue which she seems to think is a threat!

It`s not all bad... whilst walking past the local chip shop earlier she managed to get given some donner chicken kebab meat just for looking really cute, I`m hoping that if we walk past at the same time tomor night we might get some chicken fried rice or crispy duck?

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Youve gotta watch them egyptian cats theyre bad news

Thanks for the tip! I could try that with our little jack russell with her pink collar on or take our alsatian in and try a different tack

Just reminded me of a really bad joke, I went to the chinese last night for a meal, waiter brings the food over and I **** myself....there was a pair of eyes staring back at me from under the noodles

Then I realised it was just the Peking duck



here all week

OMG I`d get your coat now hun and shut the door on your way out

[sv4me]

Try this one on for size then. 2 oranges walk into a bar, 1 turns to the other and says your round










where did everyone go?

OMG isn`t there a moderator brandishing a stick somewhere who can stop these awful jokes?

[sv4me]

look into my jokes, look into my jokes, the jokes, the jokes, not around the jokes, don't look around my jokes, look into my jokes, you're under

I'll have you know I told a girl th oranges classic on a 1st date and she ended up my gf for 2 and a half years. I like to get them feeling sorry for me early on