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Paul the 6th · 03-12-11, 05:31 PM

what do chinese builders and south african farmers have in common.

Blicks.

N.B. this is simply international word play and not intended as a racist joke in any way..

Mr Speirs · 05-12-11, 09:56 PM

What do women and dog poo have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

punyXpress · 07-12-11, 04:40 PM

Not sure if this should be in Comedy or the Sinking of the Euro thread:

A small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Italy. The mayor of the Italian town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor he wondered how he could afford such a house.

The Spaniard said: "You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to build a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end this house could be built".

The following year the Spaniard visited the Italian town. He was simply amazed at the Italian mayor's house, gold taps, marble floors; it was marvellous. When he asked how this could be afforded the Italian mayor said: "You see that bridge over there?"

The Spaniard replied: "No."

punyXpress · 09-12-11, 03:33 PM

At last!
A wind turbine producing some heat:

09-12-11, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punyXpress

Not sure if this should be in Comedy or the Sinking of the Euro thread:

A small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Italy. The mayor of the Italian town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor he wondered how he could afford such a house.

The Spaniard said: "You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to build a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end this house could be built".

The following year the Spaniard visited the Italian town. He was simply amazed at the Italian mayor's house, gold taps, marble floors; it was marvellous. When he asked how this could be afforded the Italian mayor said: "You see that bridge over there?"

The Spaniard replied: "No."

Lol nice one Puny

Paul the 6th · 10-12-11, 02:33 PM

Went on a date with a blind girl last night. It was brilliant, she paid for everything, including my trip to the states.

She'll be livid when she finds out.

Paul the 6th · 10-12-11, 02:35 PM

My wife asked me if we can have something more 'Christmassy' on the television.

So I put Fifa on and played in snowy conditions.

Dave20046 · 10-12-11, 09:16 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=YKZxBDO5VR4

andrewsmith · 10-12-11, 09:23 PM

Good one Dave

http://youtu.be/IfeyUGZt8nk

Bluepete · 10-12-11, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave20046

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=YKZxBDO5VR4

Just brilliant!

Pete

03-12-11, 05:31 PM	#11
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes what do chinese builders and south african farmers have in common. Blicks. N.B. this is simply international word play and not intended as a racist joke in any way.. __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

05-12-11, 09:56 PM	#12
Mr Speirs Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northampton Posts: 2,218	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes What do women and dog poo have in common? The older they get the easier they are to pick up. __________________ Smokey Black Burnty 02 - Racetech Smoulderlators + .90kg BBQ Springs, zx10r shockingly toasted, Conti Road Attacks heat up very nicely, R&G Crash Bungs but what f**king use are they, No Colour Matched Hugger, Flame Extenda, Beowulf Titainium Oval Flame Thrower.

07-12-11, 04:40 PM	#13
punyXpress Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding, North Posts: 2,664	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Not sure if this should be in Comedy or the Sinking of the Euro thread: A small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Italy. The mayor of the Italian town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor he wondered how he could afford such a house. The Spaniard said: "You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to build a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end this house could be built". The following year the Spaniard visited the Italian town. He was simply amazed at the Italian mayor's house, gold taps, marble floors; it was marvellous. When he asked how this could be afforded the Italian mayor said: "You see that bridge over there?" The Spaniard replied: "No." __________________ Was: K2 naked in rapid yellow - gone to a better? place Now: Street Triple R

09-12-11, 03:33 PM	#14
punyXpress Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding, North Posts: 2,664	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes At last! A wind turbine producing some heat: __________________ Was: K2 naked in rapid yellow - gone to a better? place Now: Street Triple R

10-12-11, 02:33 PM	#16
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Went on a date with a blind girl last night. It was brilliant, she paid for everything, including my trip to the states. She'll be livid when she finds out. __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

10-12-11, 02:35 PM	#17
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes My wife asked me if we can have something more 'Christmassy' on the television. So I put Fifa on and played in snowy conditions. __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

10-12-11, 09:16 PM	#18
Dave20046 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Sheffield Posts: 10,274	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=YKZxBDO5VR4 __________________

10-12-11, 09:23 PM	#19
andrewsmith Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country Posts: 7,750	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Good one Dave http://youtu.be/IfeyUGZt8nk __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi

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