Do you love me or love my wife?

Love you Si!


and Jo as well!!

As you are obviously so insecure, you should get one of these . . .


My daughter used to have one many years ago, it was a cheap copy of the real ones , and all it would say was "I Love You"

Unfortunately it was set off by some infra-red/heat seeking/motion detector, and it could only be switched off by removing the batteries. It used to live on the shelf in her bedroom, and whenever I went in to check she was OK last thing at night, it used to wake up, the eyes turned red, and it used to declare it's undying love for me
Naturally this used to wake up the daughter, and it became some sort of game to hide the damn thing somewhere just out of sight when she went to bed so it would catch me out

Originally Posted by Mr Toad

As you are obviously so insecure, you should get one of these . . .


My daughter used to have one many years ago, it was a cheap copy of the real ones , and all it would say was "I Love You"

Unfortunately it was set off by some infra-red/heat seeking/motion detector, and it could only be switched off by removing the batteries. It used to live on the shelf in her bedroom, and whenever I went in to check she was OK last thing at night, it used to wake up, the eyes turned red, and it used to declare it's undying love for me
Naturally this used to wake up the daughter, and it became some sort of game to hide the damn thing somewhere just out of sight when she went to bed so it would catch me out

Nice story but you didn't answer the question.

I've not met you or your wife and probably could not be considered as a freind. However, I think we all should post pics of our wives!

But that's me.

I'll get the ball rolling. Here's Mrs Hooligan:

Does she know about this?

Originally Posted by Grinch

Does she know about this?

This thread Yes.

Originally Posted by Grinch

Does she know about this?

My wife hasn't a clue, she'd kill me.

I like to live dangerously though!

[dirtydog]

Originally Posted by HooliganDan

My wife hasn't a clue, she'd kill me.

I like to live dangerously though!

I'm going to tell on you

[jambo]

I, like many others have much love for the Ape household. You're only supposed to divide up friends once it's all gone horribly wrong

Originally Posted by HooliganDan

I've not met you or your wife and probably could not be considered as a freind. However, I think we all should post pics of our wives!

But that's me.

I'll get the ball rolling. Here's Mrs Hooligan:

Given the right level of intoxication..............