Kill the conversation

[yorkie_chris]

Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

aye - BUT where are the fcking parents? and why didn't they ever teach their kids not to run out in the road?

Ask Darwin

I hate this speed is the cause of all accidents malarky and as I have said in a previous thread it scews the real facts dangerously, making people think that as long as they are not speeding anything else goes.

My kids (7 and 4) are well trained. If you asked them what car car drivers are you will get the response that they are all idiots who dont look where they are going. I have trained my young padawans well

[Spiderman]

Originally Posted by Rog

I hate this speed is the cause of all accidents malarky and as I have said in a previous thread it scews the real facts dangerously, making people think that as long as they are not speeding anything else goes.

My kids (7 and 4) are well trained. If you asked them what car car drivers are you will get the response that they are all idiots who dont look where they are going. I have trained my young padawans well

well done to you sir! At least youre closer to the truth with that statment than anything the namby pamby govt would come out with

Originally Posted by Rog

I hate this speed is the cause of all accidents malarky and as I have said in a previous thread it scews the real facts dangerously, making people think that as long as they are not speeding anything else goes.

My kids (7 and 4) are well trained. If you asked them what car car drivers are you will get the response that they are all idiots who dont look where they are going. I have trained my young padawans well

Well done sir, thats certainly a step up from what the kids are like round my estate: theres a buch of them that literally like to play with the traffic. They wait for a car to come along the street and run out and stand in front of it

[Paul the 6th]

I don't like to brag but I have been known to aim for chavs who were dicking about in the road...... they didnt like it much

Originally Posted by magicrat

Not a massive fan of the DOT adverts. I think they miss the point a lot of the time. For instance the

"if you hit me at 40mph theres an 80% chance I'll die - hit me at 30 and theres an 80% chance I'll live"

If you were travelling at 50mph you'd have pasted before I crossed the road and it's 100% I'll live.

You see, proof that speed SAVES lives.

Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

I don't like to brag but I have been known to aim for chavs who were dicking about in the road...... they didnt like it much

And that's probably the reason I've just had to have my bonnet re-sprayed

I can't be certain of course, but the spelling was a dead giveaway

In fact I don't whether to be hacked off that they keyed obsceneties into the bonnet, or glad that at least they have the brains to be able to write (not just one word, but two), or disdainful of the fact that one of the words was shortened, and therefore spelt incorrectly (but I suppose it mighta been text-spk)