The ORG broken bones club...

[rictus01]

I'm not even going to enter as I have an unfair advantage on just about everyone, not only 30 yrs riding, but 16 years of compatition, 52 different brakes and as to the medical names.... 12 yrs as a paramedic.


So I'll leave you lot to fight over the winning of this

Cheers Mark.

[Richie]

my thumb... and pride

Originally Posted by Shellywoozle

Proximal Humerus for me

Dunno why I put a smiley face LOL wasn't funny still ain't !

It might not be funny, but it was humerus

I'll get me coat.

Superior pubic ramus
Inferior pubic ramus

AKA - 'pelvis'

both collarbones twice each! right shouder twice, right wrist in two places and scaphoid, right ankle and three ribs. (not all together though!)

In the 'Big Bad' bike accident nearly 20 years ago: multiple compound fractures to left Tibea and Fibula, a dislocated left knee, greenstick fractures to left hip, the left side of my pelvis, four left ribs, left humerus and ulna and a left shoulder that dislocated, but I put it back in when I bounced!

Broke the outside (the one running down from the little finger) bone in my right hand during a sword fight in full plate armour (when it degenerated into a brawl ) and still have a lump of bone there where it healed badly...

... cos I was a numpty, didn't think I'd broken it and so never went to A&E to get it checked out.






Oh, and I broke my left big toe by kicking my brother when I was about 7...

... but it was worth it.

Originally Posted by busasean

both collarbones twice each! right shouder twice, right wrist in two places and scaphoid, right ankle and three ribs. (not all together though!)

And here was me thinking maybe I was mad getting back on a bike after my off.Silly me. This is defo worring me now.

broken neck in 2 places(c3/c5 vertabrae ithink)
fractured top left arm(humerous bone)
broken right hand(the guider bone up to the knuckle on the little finger/severed nerve)
smashed front tooth(teeth are a bone..yeah?)
all the above in the same accident?vicar was nice enough to read me the last rites also)

9yr old pillion on back of dad & thrown over top of oncoming car..resulting in
shattered left kneecap and 43 stitches.


NO MORE / PLEASE NO MORE

Originally Posted by TOY40

And here was me thinking maybe I was mad getting back on a bike after my off.Silly me. This is defo worring me now.

in fairness this does include a broken collar bone and shoulder as a result of a parachute jump (1st and last as I hate heights), but anyway it matters not because I am immortal. - or is that immoral? I always get confused.

[northwind]

Tame by comparison, just the right femur- crushed it at the neck- 3 metacarpals, pelvis and a rib.. All from different incidents, none from biking One of the fingers and the rib were done at gigs (Idlewild and Bad Religion), and with the pelvis and 2 of the metacarpals I never knew I'd broken them at the time, they were all picked up in seperate x-rays. Because I'm that hard