arrrg chavs!!!

This happened to a guy at work, he is a very BIG bugger (ie body builder), the chav was standing in the road and the guy stopped and shouted at the chav to move, after a bit the chav moved slowly to the side just as the guy boots it hard the little chav jumped back in front of him to block him and got hit which dented the front wing of his BMW.

The chav legged it quick and the guy carried on to the pub just round the corner to meet up with his body builder buddies.

After about 30 mins or so chav and his dad walked into pub and the dad was mouthing off about someone in a BMW hitting his son and the guy from work stood up and said it was me and how are you paying me for my dented wing?

The dad went white and handed over cash and said sorry.

Originally Posted by BigApe

I believe it's against the law if you hit a deer and kill it to take it away for your own personal use. But the following vehicle is allowed to scrape it up and take it home.

This is correct, the vehicle behind is allowed to pick up the road kill.

thats wickid, he just hoping they went a school for the blind goin on a school trip , right

normally riding instructors are *****s, except the 1 i had, he had me on the back of his v-strom and a gixxer 600 passed us so he kained it and did him on a roundabout, the idiot didnt not how 2 lean a sport bike

think of it this way,these chavs help to slow down the boy racers

[Drew Carey]

Whilst at uni many moons ago I was driving down a one way street which has cars parked on either side, suddenly had to brake as there was what I thought a drunk student in the road. All of a sudden from the left some chav comes running from behind the cars and punches through the open window and catches my mate square in the chin.

I floored the accelerater, my mate held onto the kids arm and the chav in the road ended up on the bonet. He slid off and my mate let go of the arm. We parked up a couple of roads away.....what the chavs didn't realise was that all of this was caught on CCTV from the Students Union which I was a bouncer of and worked on the SU Committee. One phone call later and approximately 80 peeps had the kids circled down the road. Police turned up and took the idiots away.....good thing they did cause I seriousley hate to think what we may have done. (I'm not a violent person but you know what students are like, they like to stick together)

Originally Posted by Wideboy

just went out to pick up the parents when what a surprise there's some chavs in the road, so i slow down give them time to move and as usual they decide to do so very very slowly and stick there fingers up at me, then on return about 2 mins later they're still there and this time decide not to move so i say **** it they want to pish me off they can deal with the consistences e.i. my bonnet no skin off my nose, my car can be repaired, his legs probably can't

i hit the brakes at last minute otherwise i would have taken him out, then he starts shouting abuse at me so i floor it at him he jumps out the way, and then in my mirror i see him doing the same to the car behind, i was very tempted to slam into reverse and take him out. PR*CKS!!!

I did that a few times many years ago.....my car got trashed by one of em so think about that. Sure you can go after em but it is on going and never ends.

carry a catapult

[the_lone_wolf]

Originally Posted by Ed

...with your mum & dad in the car?

if they had any morals they'd be encouraging him to help the gene pool

i hate chav's one of my mates has had a fair bit of bad luck with them having bikes and push bikes stolen by them. however his step dad got pay back last year when one was caught trying to steal some tools out of his shed in the back garden, the chav ran away, my mates old man went out in his car only for the chav who was running away to run out infront of him and run him over lmao! it turns out he broke the guys leg and arm lol and got his parents round ranting about it f*****s!

Originally Posted by Spike1105

, my bate hit a deer on his r1 last year and came off worst, but did have a years supply of venicon

ummm bamby

That's Dizzyblonde's speciality too Bambis beware!