Burnt Shell

wait for it

she`ll now be inundated with pm`s lmao

[Shellywoozle]

Originally Posted by kwak zzr

wait for it

Wait for what

I am still itching LOL i have 57 min left of my course, i wonder if they will sell on ebay LOL

ohhhhhhhh your such a tease...........

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

Shell invest in some tan towels... far cheaper and less harmful or I use the dove tinted body moisturiser which is really good and doesn`t streak, get the medium to dark colour. Only problem is you`ll need someone to do your back for you lol

I find that being an olive skinned Mediterranean type does quite nicely. No need for spray-on or fake tan and sunbeds are a waste of time. Have foreign parents and stay tanned all year round

Originally Posted by Shellywoozle

Well the weather finally got to me so I decided to get me a sunbed, 2nd session of the course.

1st one last week I had 9 mins and got burnt, glowed for days.

So today I thought just 5 mins ... nah got even more burnt ... new tubes.

I must be the only glowing bird in Staffordshire, I went for a walk in the rain to cool off and it hasnt worked.

You muppet

Hmm, skin cancer for vanity. I don't get it.