The why? Q&A thread

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by cuffy

We're only shocked when we let you loose from the kitchen

Who paints the letters on M n M's?

the machine does..or the oompah loompahs

so then, why are blokes scared when a woman can do a job just as well as a bloke does... i.e putting in a kitchen, building, a bike rebuild,
is it cause we is betterer at it....lol

Originally Posted by Spiderman

Wait a wamona with balls.... that aint no woman, surley it our very own Razor, right?

Sorry Razor, couldn't resist it

Anyway what question are we meant to answer now that a girl ruined th whole thing????

The naswer to your questions that we ''Men'' take control of this thread and ask/answer more questions.


Why do the brits call 'jelly babises' jelly babies but the yanks call them jelly beans?

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by PAPPACLART

The naswer to your questions that we ''Men'' take control of this thread and ask/answer more questions.


Why do the brits call 'jelly babises' jelly babies but the yanks call them jelly beans?

because jelly babies have a head, legs and arms, jelly beans have none of the above






NEXt.......

Why ARE MEN SO SLOW?

Erm... I don't throw stroppies... Well, not normally. Except ONCE. He pushed me too far. Beyond tolerance.

... No wait... ok, 4 times. Ever. In my life.

He was SUCH a nob-end. He made me SO angry.




Jelly babies aren't jelly beans... because they're jelly shaped like.. well, babies. Not shaped like beans.

Why?

[Spiderman]

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

so then, why are blokes scared when a woman can do a job just as well as a bloke does... i.e putting in a kitchen, building, a bike rebuild,
is it cause we is betterer at it....lol

No, no. We just pretend it bothers us so we can stand back and let you do all the work while making you think its getting to us. That way the absurdity that is the female mind feels satisfied and we get to laze about a bit.

Originally Posted by PAPPACLART

Why do the brits call 'jelly babises' jelly babies but the yanks call them jelly beans?

its a well known fact that yanks are thick but in fairness we call em babies only when they are baby shaped, we still call the bean shaped one beans.

OK my turn... rhetorical questions...whats the point????

Why do women find it so easy to "Get Lost"

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by Dicky Ticker

Why do women find it so easy to "Get Lost"

We don't get lost...we are trying to hide from you guys


so the next question is why can't men just dissappear

[Spiderman]

Originally Posted by Dicky Ticker

Why do women find it so easy to "Get Lost"

You gotta answer one before you can ask one

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

because jelly babies have a head, legs and arms, jelly beans have none of the above






NEXt.......

Why ARE MEN SO SLOW?

Men are slow becuase woman make assumptions that we are slow

Americans have baby shaped ones too, but they still call them beans and not babies. Saw it on a program the other night.


Why do woman always assume men are slow and stupid?