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Old 02-07-08, 12:02 PM   #11
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happiness is well overrated, give me a nice slice of melancholy any day
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Old 02-07-08, 12:03 PM   #12
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actually I'm easily pleased, straight out the bath, clean sheets and my big fat fluffy goose down duvet...

and nice shoes...
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Old 02-07-08, 12:04 PM   #13
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Happiness is when the wife/kids go out.

Why do they have to come back?
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Old 02-07-08, 12:18 PM   #14
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Power wheelies.

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Old 02-07-08, 12:23 PM   #15
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actually I'm easily pleased, straight out the bath, clean sheets and my big fat fluffy goose down duvet...

and nice shoes...
Now this is a person after my own heart, although you did forget a bag of Minstrels, straight from the freezer...

By nice shoes, did you mean pretty or comfortable?



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Happiness is when the wife/kids go out.

Why do they have to come back?
I think it is because they live there!...

You know Divorce is not the sin it was once considered to be, but killing them and hiding the bodies under the porch is still rather frowned upon...
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Old 02-07-08, 01:27 PM   #16
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Oooo happiness is getting into bed at the end of the day, turning the lights off and snuggling up to maria and falling asleep together
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Old 02-07-08, 02:01 PM   #17
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Plentiful beer, at least one working bike, and no work tomorrow.
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Old 02-07-08, 02:27 PM   #18
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Happiness comes only from appreciating what you have right now. You can even be happy by appreciating your troubles because they are helping to build your character.

<-------------- But for me happy is being drunk and licking a random mans bum
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Old 02-07-08, 02:30 PM   #19
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being miserable and grumpy makes me happy
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Old 02-07-08, 02:36 PM   #20
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turning the lights off
Is she not a looker then?
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