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Old 12-09-08, 09:56 AM   #11
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Could you not have got away with buying her a jumper.
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Old 12-09-08, 10:04 AM   #12
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Jumpers are great... feeling cold, put on jumper, now feel warm.
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Old 12-09-08, 10:25 AM   #13
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Jumpers are great... feeling cold, put on jumper, now feel warm.
That's the difference between male and female for you.

Male is cold: put jumper on.
Male is hot: take jumper off.
Woman is cold: Put heating on.
Woman is hot: Open window rather than turn heating off again.
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Old 12-09-08, 10:26 AM   #14
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No... Man put on heating, hope woman take off more clothing.
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Old 12-09-08, 10:29 AM   #15
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Gah... that is erm...

Good old solid fuel burner you want!
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Old 12-09-08, 10:32 AM   #16
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No... Man put on heating, hope woman take off more clothing.
Sod the heating , theres an excuse to warm her up!
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Old 12-09-08, 02:00 PM   #17
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Oooooh, a fire.

Hmm - and there was me thinking it was one of those sand/oil picture things from the 80's. Y'know - the ones you could buy from Athena for a tenner, (or two quid from the guy on the market ) that you turned over to create a new landscape.
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Old 12-09-08, 02:23 PM   #18
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why... why... its fking gas fire.. dont you have central heating.. why do you need it??? tell her to take it back.. gas costs too much to run a boiler and fire...tell her she can habe one or the other.. but point out she cant do the washing up without hot water..

ps.. looks like a fish tank...
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Oooooh, a fire.

Hmm - and there was me thinking it was one of those sand/oil picture things from the 80's. Y'know - the ones you could buy from Athena for a tenner, (or two quid from the guy on the market ) that you turned over to create a new landscape.
where have they gone? I want one of them so bad...?
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Old 12-09-08, 02:45 PM   #20
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