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Old 27-10-08, 11:19 AM   #11
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I used to know a girl who I think had far too many sex chromosones; I had to dump her because she wore me out
Lies... We never dated!





Take it easy out there poorly people, may all of your colds, flu's and chest infections clear quickly. I have just had the worst cold I have had for years and even had to miss two days of work, after my boss sent me home for being too ill to be productive. Sometimes, even us women need to take a couple of days to shake off a cold.
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Old 27-10-08, 11:20 AM   #12
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Now the last person who said that up here - was seriously ill ended up in hospital and took many months recovering so be warned!
About 6 years ago I had what I thought was just a chesty cough, I ended up in hospital for 4 days with a collapsed lung and a serious infection in the other one; I'd woken in the middle of the night unable to breathe. I'm sure that if my ex-girlfriend hadn't been there that night I might have died, she managed to calm me down, gave me help with my breathing and restored it to a steady but painful level before I was rushed into A+E.
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Old 27-10-08, 11:22 AM   #13
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE
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Old 27-10-08, 11:28 AM   #14
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Hey, we have our own fair share of ailments

Hope you feel better soon though!

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Old 27-10-08, 11:38 AM   #15
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Ooh, that is wicked...

"Have you not heard of lemsip?" Got me, along with
"we have a guy with a hurty knee!"


Cheers Keithd,
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Old 27-10-08, 11:39 AM   #16
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Oh gees.
I'm far too stubborn to get a cold.
Get a grip!
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Old 27-10-08, 11:43 AM   #17
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Ooh, that is wicked...

"Have you not heard of lemsip?" Got me, along with
"we have a guy with a hurty knee!"


Cheers Keithd,
I've just spent the last 10 minutes watching a load of other clips. The cosmetics counter ones are good.

Thanks Keith.
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Old 27-10-08, 11:48 AM   #18
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my thoughts are with you.......
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Old 27-10-08, 11:50 AM   #19
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I've just spent the last 10 minutes watching a load of other clips. The cosmetics counter ones are good.

Thanks Keith.
my favorite is the guy who wakes next to a "larger" lady, morning after the night before...
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Old 27-10-08, 11:54 AM   #20
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my favorite is the guy who wakes next to a "larger" lady, morning after the night before...

I just saw the burglar... Not only was I horrified, but I cried tears of laughter!

Keithd, you bad, warped wonderful man!

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