Eyeball: "I need a*hero"!

Originally Posted by Sid Squid

See? They're completely fooled, they all think it's running fine.

I'm giving up spannering things and I'm going to concentrate on hypnosis - same results, happy owners, but my hands won't get dirty.

Can you hypnotize me into believing my rear shock is really bloody awesome

[Sid Squid]

Look into my eyes, not around the eyes...

Don't listen to him Matt. When I did I woke up next to Raf...


My bike worked better tho...

Originally Posted by Bear

Don't listen to him Matt. When I did I woke up next to Raf...

My feelings are hurt.

Originally Posted by Raf

My feelings are hurt.

After a night with me, be happy it's just your feelings that hurt...

Sorry Raf. I love you really.

Let me make it public knowledge that the wonderful night Raf and I spent sharing a bed at Sid Squids house was a purely voluntary thing on both of our parts, and in no way down to force, booze or hypnotism at all. I've tried using rohypnol as a date-rape drug, but I just end up going to sleep. Raf did look a LITTLE worried when I rolled over, kissed him on the cheek and said "morning sweetie' the next day, but that's beside the point...

Originally Posted by Bear

After a night with me, be happy it's just your feelings that hurt...


I've tried using rohypnol as a date-rape drug, but I just end up going to sleep.

Is that 'cause they couldn't struggle?