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In my job we do some part of the emergency responder training. Its a bit higher than just first aid.
One of our trainers used a scenario where two screwdrivers ended up in his eyes. Don't ask me how it would have happened in real life, we just thought he was taking the training tOO far! But seeing this picture shows things like this can happen. Lucky lad & speedy recovery
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He didn't even twig that he had something in his eye. If he'd been a dog handler at least he would have noticed the bark. Sapped his strength good and proper.
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I think you need 5min on the naugthy step for those puns
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its good to see hes putting down roots in the force though.
on a serious note, why did he partner not just tell him to leaf it? |
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You wood have thought that when the stick broak off, he would have felt it resinating in his head? I mean was it honestly that dark for him to not realise that he had lost sight in one of his eyes?
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top marks to him but lets hope the do gooders dont see this and stop the police chasing criminals ( in case they hurt themselves )
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These puns are terrible, but f##kin hilarious. Keep em coming!
I bet the lad absolutely $hit himself being caught up with by that! "F##k! The police have got zombie-handlers on the force!"
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He'll get some stick off the lads when he finally gets back to work
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for such a budding young officer he must feel like such a sap, i cant believe he didnt twig sooner.
and with that i shall take a bough. |
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