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Old 11-02-09, 07:47 PM   #11
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Haha yeah exactly Hob.
Canesten Duo adverts always made me laugh too.

They always depicted a woman entering a chemist and quite loudly asking.

'Canesten please'
I was just waiting for the day when she followed that up with:
'I have thrush'
ok then, whys it always the burds they pick on
Why don't they do ads for blokes?
I can imagine it....some bloke in his trackies scratchin his nuts, and his mate saying 'you can get a cream for that'...you never see owt like that,
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Old 11-02-09, 07:50 PM   #12
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Is this a separate discussion to the names for the damn things?

I think I know the one Britney is talking about... suffice to say the name ends in ease, just in case you missed the point of the ad.
The ones in my travel kit are called Senokot...

It says take 2 at night Bugger that for a game, you never know what might happen!
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Old 11-02-09, 07:57 PM   #13
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ok then, whys it always the burds they pick on
Why don't they do ads for blokes?
I can imagine it....some bloke in his trackies scratchin his nuts, and his mate saying 'you can get a cream for that'...you never see owt like that,
Because blokes wouldn't say things I feel uncomfortable, or bloated, they would say things like, man I need a massive dump, I'm guna drink tons of booze and eat a curry and **** through the eye of a needle 2moro.
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Old 11-02-09, 08:00 PM   #14
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Because blokes wouldn't say things I feel uncomfortable, or bloated, they would say things like, man I need a massive dump, I'm guna drink tons of booze and eat a curry and **** through the eye of a needle 2moro.

LMAO!
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Because blokes wouldn't say things I feel uncomfortable, or bloated, they would say things like, man I need a massive dump, I'm guna drink tons of booze and eat a curry and **** through the eye of a needle 2moro.
And how do you know the burds don't say things along the same lines
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Old 11-02-09, 08:20 PM   #16
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Well...Do you?
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If we ever met...it would all make sense
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Old 11-02-09, 08:28 PM   #18
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Man I hate that advert!.....what an innapropriate thing to say when you come back from the bog in a restaurant!
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Old 11-02-09, 08:28 PM   #19
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I hate those kind of ads. They're always on when you're eating.

Also tampon ads, and the toilet air fresheners where the kid keeps saying "im going to do a poo at Pauls house!" Oh and nappy ads. Ban them all
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I hate those kind of ads. They're always on when you're eating.

Also tampon ads, and the toilet air fresheners where the kid keeps saying "im going to do a poo at Pauls house!" Oh and nappy ads. Ban them all
Yeah whats that poo at Paul's house all about gross!!!

The one I used to hate was Body Form with the woman singing with a gravely voice! she was on the Take That documentary the other night - apparently Robbie Williams asked her to voice coach him after getting her to sing that song down the phone to him!
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