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Old 24-02-09, 03:34 PM   #11
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ooo I just remember this one from a book I used to read as a kid, always made me chuckle, goes something like..

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
A bear was Fuzzy Wuzzy
If Fuzzy Wuzzy lost his hair
He wouldn't be fuzzy would he
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Old 24-02-09, 03:42 PM   #12
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
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Old 24-02-09, 03:45 PM   #13
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
About 16 pints' worth.

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Old 24-02-09, 05:46 PM   #14
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Just say 'toy boat' three times quickly!
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Old 24-02-09, 08:20 PM   #15
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The Leith Police dismisseth us
Allegedly used by the polis in that area pre-breathalisers
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Old 24-02-09, 08:50 PM   #16
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[quote=ogden;1795962]"I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son and I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes."

and the next line:-

"I'm not a phesaant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers mate and I'm only plucking pheasants cause the pheasant pluckers late."

For me much harder for me to say than type, and I cant type!
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Old 24-02-09, 09:00 PM   #17
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Alternative last line is

Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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Old 24-02-09, 09:58 PM   #18
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ooo I just remember this one from a book I used to read as a kid, always made me chuckle, goes something like..

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
A bear was Fuzzy Wuzzy
If Fuzzy Wuzzy lost his hair
He wouldn't be fuzzy would he
I thought it went
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he coz he had no hair?



Another one...

A bloke's back bike brake block broke.
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Old 24-02-09, 10:53 PM   #19
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As its pancake day...

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.




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