If you were a chicken...

[Bibio]

yes, coz after a couple of days sh!tting and p!ssing on it it would turn rock hard.

I wonder what it's like to be a chicken for a living...

Originally Posted by sarah

If you were a chicken do you think you would mind laying eggs on my old shredded creditcard bills instead of straw or hay?

no probably not, be more worried about you eating their babies

If i were a chicken... id be more scared of the rabbits than what im laying eggs on.

Chickens are so stupid, they dont know what theyre sitting on.

[keith_d]

If I was a chicken, I'd cross the road. Watching out for speeding police cars!!

(oops - lowered the tone again).

Keith

Originally Posted by keith_d

If I was a chicken, I'd cross the road. Watching out for speeding police cars!!

(oops - lowered the tone again).

Keith

Damn you beat me to it. Except for the police cars bit.

If I were a chicken, I'd pray for guts or that the fox didn't catch me, then there really would be guts

Providing its in some sort of enclosure and up off of the deck i cant see it being a problem and they should'nt be making mess in the nest appart from the odd broken egg.

mick

Originally Posted by Mgaffz

Providing its in some sort of enclosure and up off of the deck i cant see it being a problem and they should'nt be making mess in the nest appart from the odd broken egg.

mick

they both sleep in the nest box and so it gets rather messy

Do they have a perch for roosting they should be sleeping perched on one leg a few feet off the ground stops them getting covered in all sorts of nasties, I've never had one choose to sleep in a box over sleeping up aheight? obviously they are chickens so are lacking in the inteligence department lol

mick

Originally Posted by Mgaffz

Do they have a perch for roosting they should be sleeping perched on one leg a few feet off the ground stops them getting covered in all sorts of nasties, I've never had one choose to sleep in a box over sleeping up aheight? obviously they are chickens so are lacking in the inteligence department lol

mick

they have bars to roost on but seem to prefer the nest box. it's a bit of a squash for both of them in the nest box so one half sits on the other one, they both seem happy enough though.