RANT: Mindless Chavs kicked my garage door to hell

Having been the victim of several thefts, break ins, attempted thefts andu have random acts of vandalism, I've found the plod to be less than no help (they usually can't even be bothered to take your statement let alone turn up).

I'm thinking my next place is going to have a sound proofed basement I can use to experiment with some Chav detterent measures

I find it amazingly stupid that you have to put up giant florescent signs warning them of a camera when most of them wear hoodies already ANYWAY.

Hope you get your door sorted, if you're really lucky one of them will get stuck in there and you can have a word

*casts thread necromancy*

Well, the insrance company came and looked, and yesterday they finally called to say it has been approved, and they are now making me a new door. Except, as it's a non preferred size, it'll take longer (much like it did last time).

My new door will be ready on July 15th. Which means I've been without the use of pointy for six weeks. Which means I will miss half this summer's biking.

%&!$*@ CHAVS!!!!

[Spiderman]

Can you not ask them to fit this one with Anti-Chav electrocution devices this time.

I might set up a camp bed in there and just wait, illegally uprated cattle prod in hand...

If Carlsberg did Chav protection:

Just brainless ar$eholes who hopefully will sooner or later run into someone or something that is going to put them down..