Funny evening!

Originally Posted by lukemillar

Can someone pass me a bucket...

Be nice! That's my friend you are talking about, don't make me come after you!

Originally Posted by lukemillar

Can someone pass me a bucket...

Can you empty it and rinse it out before you pass it to me, please

Your'e next

[Paul the 6th]

so I have an apple in my right hand and two banana's in my left hand, what noise does a giraffe make?

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

so I have an apple in my right hand and two banana's in my left hand, what noise does a giraffe make?

Most Giraffe, being educated at Eton, would ask most politely for either an apple or a bananananana. Never all three because that would be social death! How can you not know this?

The worst possible thing to do to a Giraffe is to creep up behind one of them and sneakily borrow their hair straighteners. It is a commonly unknown fact that Hair straighteners were invented by Lady Cynthia Giraffe, although the early coal powered ones tended to frazzle if not emptied periodically.

I hope that this answers your question young man.


Ps, I love the odd random conversation.

[Paul the 6th]

I thought sherlock holmes invented hair straighteners?

Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

I thought sherlock holmes invented hair straighteners?

OMG you REALLY do know nothing!
*sigh....!

Jayne, there is just no educating some people is there!

Anyway back on topic.....erhrm...anyone?

[Paul the 6th]

sorry von teese, I meant sherlock holmes "discovered" hair straighteners as they were first used by the vikings

Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

sorry von teese, I meant sherlock holmes "discovered" hair straighteners as they were first used by the vikings

.....After they were invented by the Giraffe!

[Paul the 6th]

Originally Posted by gruntygiggles

Don't you just love random conversations where you get the upper hand one minute, only to have it snatched away the next!!

we're still on topic here, for some reason I think I'm winning