Your favourite quotes?

Can't remember where I heard this, an advert or something I think, but I don't think it's famous. However I love it cos it summarises me quite well (I'm impatient)

"Patience is being bored and doing nothing about it"

"You're not drunk, if you can lay on the floor with out holding on"

Or

"I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.”

I'll throw in a few of my favourites;

"What started as a legitimate effort by the townspeople of Salem to identify, capture and kill those who did Satan's bidding quickly deteriorated into a witch hunt." - Army Man

''I do not want your admiration now, because I do not want your insults in the future. I bear with my loneliness now in order to avoid greater loneliness in the years ahead. You see, loneliness is the price we have to pay for being born in this modern age, so full of freedom, independence, and our own egotistical selves''. - Kokoro by Natsume Soseki

"By a free country, I mean a country where people are allowed, As long as they do not hurt their neighbours, To do as they like. I do not mean a country where six men may make five men do exactly as they like." - Lord Salisbury (1830 - 1903)

"They might have the strength to impose their will, but we will never give them our consent".

"You are in Zapatista rebel territory. Here the people give the orders and the government obeys."

[Paul the 6th]

"You can't blame a compass for pointing north" - Yorkie Chris

"only 5 days till the weekend" - use this one every single monday

when something starts to go wrong = "it's not cricket, is it?"

"this is not the gheyest thread in the world, this is just a tribute" - milky bar kid

"i'm disappointed we didn't get a lunge photo while the bike was still under the car" - Yorkie Chris

"I washed my c*ck especially for this weekend" - Badger on the hardy bikers rideout 2

"allow me to reach into my handbag of hits and play you another bangin' choon' baby.. ooh, what's this I see, oh look it's brian adams again"

etc

[Wideboy]

"what you want, a fecking medal?"

" I used to be indecisive.....now, I'm not so sure"
" I think, therefore I am.....I'm pink, therefore I'm spam!"

[Jayneflakes]

I saw a great film staring Robert DeNiro a while back, where he played an ex-cop stroke survivor. Part of the story was that he had to learn to speak again so was advised to see his neighbour for singing lessons from her, despite their mutual dislike for each other. Here is the trailer.

During one of their arguments she yells at him the following.

Originally Posted by Rusty

"I was more man than you will ever be and more woman than you will ever get!"

That had me in stitches and it was nice to see a Transgendered heroine for a change as opposed to the usual murder victims, social misfits or hookers you usually see represented in the media.

[Sid Squid]

"Rules are for the obedience of fools, and the guidance of wise men." (I've unquestionably quoted that approximately at best, but the message comes across I think).
Hard to find out with certainty who that should be attributed to.

"However beautiful the strategy, one should occasionally look at the results."
Winston Churchill

"Don't crash."
Sid Squid

hmmmm... my sig , was said in parliment by sir Winstion Churchill.

lions led by donkeys...used to discribe the troops and officers in WWI.

its not who we are that matters , its what we do that defines us.

and to quote a mate from ctc. we are now standing on the toes of midgets.

Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

"this is not the gheyest thread in the world, this is just a tribute" - milky bar kid

I did not say "gheyest"! I said greatest.