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Old 04-08-09, 09:25 AM   #11
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Any tips on how to get the scent of 'bear' off you?
As soon as I got home I sat in the shower crying and scrubbing and I've had 6 more since but still no good
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Old 04-08-09, 09:40 AM   #12
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tip is to not get bear on you in the first place

dont struggle, just go limp like you've fainted or died, he dislikes that
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Old 04-08-09, 12:17 PM   #13
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A lot of my clothes smell like smoke and i love it! Is there anything better than the smell of a fire?

i see no problem, if you get any odd looks from people you can tell em you have just returned from a well 'ard survivalists weekend where you had to catch and kill your own bears and cook em on the fire, or something like that. And they will just think you're hard, not just a smelly tramp who sleeps in the woods every now and again
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Old 04-08-09, 12:27 PM   #14
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Try Carolina Herrera 212 for men....rawr!!

I bought some for Mr VT when we went to South Africa, its irresitable!!!

Or Davidoff Cool Water for Men....gorgeous stuff!

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Any tips on how to get the scent of 'bear' off you?
As soon as I got home I sat in the shower crying and scrubbing and I've had 6 more since but still no good
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tip is to not get bear on you in the first place dont struggle, just go limp like you've fainted or died, he dislikes that
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Old 04-08-09, 01:08 PM   #15
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managed to get rid of most of it, just my hair now
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shave it off

it looks ghay anyways
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i can't, just think of the tan lines
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shave it off...and buy a wig
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A lot of my clothes smell like smoke and i love it! Is there anything better than the smell of a fire?
Yes, but I am being a pedant when I say this. A Peat Fire now thats where its at. Its one of the things I like about staying in Ireland, when the weather gets cold you can smell the peat burning in the fireplace's and I love the smell of it.
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but i am a very hairy young individual
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