"The Mental"

[Spiderman]

Originally Posted by Bibio

notice the husband wasn't going to stop her.. lol.. if it was my wife i would divorce her. that husband needs to stand up and be a man, she is obviously wearing the trousers in that relationship.

i bet she regularly beats him with a newspaper too.

Thats the sort of beating off he wasn't expecting from a wife i bet.

I particularly like the bit about 50 secs in when she pulls her own special kind of knee jab...

[Bibio]

i think the bloke with the bin should get a medal.. if it were me she would have been told once, then she would have been on her derriere.

Originally Posted by Bibio

i think the bloke with the bin should get a medal.. if it were me she would have been told once, then she would have been on her derriere.

Or even placed in the conveniently located bin...

[Jayneflakes]

Hmm, wonder what the back story was and how provoked she was? This is why I so want to live in a cottage in the middle of no where, away from other humans!

ahaha putting her in the bin would've made me drown in my own tears of laughter. The bloke should've told the woman to bugger off and sit on her ****!

I think I would have lost my temper after about 30 seconds of being whacked by her with the paper. At that point I would most likely have knocked her dentures down her ignorant, abusive, foul mouth and probably have stood laughing over her stupid choking face.

What an obnoxious bitch.

Originally Posted by Lozzo

What an obnoxious bitch.

Sums it up. Clearly used to being like that indoors too.

I expect she started on the lad as she was sure he'd stand and take it.

Sure, Jayne, there's two sides to these things (at least), but it really seems like she's just got the hump with him wheeling his bin past her house. I can imagine her seething about it for months, swearing about him indoors before launching her newspaper assault. Judging by her behaviour/language, I think the problem is more on her side than his...

In the past I've found that the best way to shut someone like her up is to get right in her face, leaning forwards and moving forwards at the same time while angrily shouting something like "SHUT UP, YOU UGLY FAT DIRTY MORONIC BITCH" very loudly at her and forcing her to move backwards. Look threatening and make the noise without actually making the threats or touching her - put her on the defensive before she even gets the chance to lift a hand to you.

If the husband moves in, tell him to grow some ******** and sort his foul mouthed ugly trog of a wife out.