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Old 26-01-10, 06:57 PM   #11
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Here's 2 useful phrases

1. Ein Bier bitte (zwei, drie,vier,etc)

2. Haben sie ein tote vogel in Ihr hose (answers on a postcard please)
Just off the top of my head...

1. One beer please

2. Have you a ??? in your house

???

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Old 26-01-10, 07:02 PM   #12
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Just off the top of my head...

1. One beer please

2. Have you a ??? in your house

???

1. Richtig

2. False: Translation: Have you a dead bird in your trousers, which means have you farted One my wife's uncle told me LOL
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Old 26-01-10, 07:02 PM   #13
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Old 26-01-10, 07:03 PM   #14
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google says "dead bird"

Have you a dead bird in your trousers?

lol

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Old 26-01-10, 07:03 PM   #15
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Have a great time and stay safe... look forward to seeing the pics and write up
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Old 26-01-10, 07:05 PM   #16
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2. False: Translation: Have you a dead bird in your trousers, which means have you farted One my wife's uncle told me LOL
Ah, I'll have to be careful if I need to ask someone if I can spend the night inside their house...

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Old 26-01-10, 07:07 PM   #17
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1. Richtig

2. False: Translation: Have you a dead bird in your trousers, which means have you farted One my wife's uncle told me LOL
Germans do have a sense of homour, but he's from the North, so it may not translate where you're headed for

Its very much like here, the Northerner's can't understand the Southerner's

Still lovely beer und bratwurst, lecker
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Old 26-01-10, 07:10 PM   #18
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1. Ein Bier bitte (zwei, drie,vier,etc)


A beer please (one two three four)
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Old 26-01-10, 07:48 PM   #20
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Say hello to a bunch of my mates who are going. One of them (a Northern Irishman nicknamed Platypus) is on a early 90s VFR750 and another (some jock called Donald) will be on a Ducati ST4S, I have a feeling another ( a proper Englishman known as Bonners) is taking a BMW K series with a bloody sidecar... the poof. There are others, but I can't remember who they are exactly.

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