Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>

i have the "pleasure/advantage" of working close to a water treatment company. covers most tracks, except the occasional follow through

[chris8886]

Originally Posted by flymo

I didnt even flinch.....just carried on working

good man!

Originally Posted by keithd

i have the "pleasure/advantage" of working close to a water treatment company. covers most tracks, except the occasional follow through

that humoured me lots!

I've started doing old persons parps, they come out without warning.
Bit embarrassing when you bend down in a customers house and one pops out.
Mark my words young uns, you have less control over them as you get older.

[dizzyblonde]

Why is it when blokes fart everyone laughs, and when a woman does it, people fall over in surprise?

Personally its a natural occurence, better out than in, and much better to not go bang with spontaneous combustion...much less mess

[Dave20046]

I'm not joking I've just had to literally run out of our office, I was at the other end of the sales floor and I could hear one of the girls moaning about a smell coming from the toilets at that end (the only way out of the sales floor). I heard the MD trying to get her to shut up 'poo, smells' etc. and then after about 5 minutes the smell must have hit him as he gagged loudly and everyone pretty much had to evacuate.
It smelt like dead people

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

Why is it when blokes fart everyone laughs, and when a woman does it, people fall over in surprise?

Personally its a natural occurence, better out than in, and much better to not go bang with spontaneous combustion...much less mess

I find women parping horrible , i can stomach a man doing it as part of the 'fart game', but a woman, gross.
I hate men that do parps that smell like a womans (veggie) as well, not right at all.

Originally Posted by dave20046

i'm not joking i've just had to literally run out of our office, i was at the other end of the sales floor and i could hear one of the girls moaning about a smell coming from the toilets at that end (the only way out of the sales floor). I heard the md trying to get her to shut up 'poo smells' etc. And then after about 5 miutes the smell must have hit him as he gagged loudly and everyone pretty much had to evacuate.
It smelt like dead people

pmsl...

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by specialone

pmsl...

Worst thing I've smelt in all my life, I was laughing at first but when I actually had to walk out that corridor I felt pretty sick (we're talking a whole top floor of a building cloaked in this stench). The web guy tried to open the window in the toilet....I won't expect him in tomorrow.

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by specialone

I find women parping horrible , i can stomach a man doing it as part of the 'fart game', but a woman, gross.
I hate men that do parps that smell like a womans (veggie) as well, not right at all.

Originally Posted by specialone

pmsl...

see what I mean!!

I find it as hilarious as a bloke finds it hilarious. I must have something wrong with me then.

What do people expect to come out....lavender