Most embarrasing stuff done while drunk

I have never done anything stupid when I'm drunk, in fact I'm never drunk.

ok, ill keep this short as the longer version is even wrose..

got back to a mates house a little worse for wear. infact we all were. anyow i woke up in the very early hours of the morning desperate for a ****. took a walk into whati thourght was the toilet. Infact it turned out to be my mates bedroom where he and his missus were having a bit of hows ya farther! unfortunatly i was too ****ed to notice this and proceeded to walk to the urinal..... accross the lasses face with my DM's and got my cockout to take a wee on what turned out to be his computer... Fortunatly i was removed at this point.

I woke up later with a sofa on my head and still dont know what happened. Oh well.....

[Bri w]

Sitting in a launderette in Amblside in just my boxers watching my gear in the washing machine - you'd be amazed at how many people use a launderette at 9:00am on a Sunday morning.

I am not telling....

oooh do tell MBK, especially if it's anything like as good as some of the other entries so far!

OMG Bluepete???

And Cuffy I'd sooo forgotten about that one!

Hmm...can't remember anything embarassing..must be some damn good firewalls in that there brain as I'm sure there have been many..but I do remember a stupid one.

My trick back in the day was putting ciggies (not mine, never smoked) out on my forearms (you know..being young stupid and 'ard and all that).

Sadly I decided to do this with a friends ciggie that he handn't finished so naturally he jumped up and went "oi I'm not done with that yet" , leant over and took a long hard drag on it to finish it...whilst it was pressed against my forearm.

when I removed it there was perfectly circular layer of bubbling fat which has left a nice scar to this day a decade later =p.
Luckily I was too drunk to feel it

And of course setting my own beard on fire with a flaming sambuka when my mate hit the punch line in a really good joke as I'm downing it, causing me to regurgitate a flaming pillar of sambuka onto my own face...

After a night drinking very strong beer (and losing consciousness on the balcony of the pub while trying to 'pace myself' with an archers and lemonade!) retired to friend's sofa to sleep, another friend on other sofa. Woke up and all that beer decided to make an encore, all over the coffee table and carpet. Had just enough time between hurls to gurgle 'help me' to other friend who was so ****ed he just fell straight back asleep. Desperate drunken mopping up of beer with paper towels ensued, and I then headed for the nearest toilet (ground floor by their front hall) in case any more wanted to come back for another visit.

None did, but I still ended up sleeping in the front hall and getting stepped over by two people on their way to work.

Only embarassing for me, really, as I'm the only one who knows the full story!

Originally Posted by Fizzy Fish

oooh do tell MBK, especially if it's anything like as good as some of the other entries so far!

I wouldn't be surprised if it involves a emergency services vehicle...

Shhhh Sally!!!! Not just that...there are more,..

[Drew Carey]

The thing is......I haven't really done much thats embarrasing when drunk.....most of the really bad stuff has been whilst sober!!!!!