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Old 26-05-10, 08:34 PM   #11
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My other half says that snapping off a wing mirror is always fun! Mind you she is harder than me.

Good for you Suzuki Babe, I hope that you were suitably impressed by her driving and foolish comment. It would seem that you got her flustered enough to make her look really stupid.

An old cycling mate of mine from way back used to like gobbing phlegmy lumps through open windows of inconsiderate cars, usually into the lap of said rude driver. I think he thumped some one once when they objected and got out to complain.
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Old 26-05-10, 09:01 PM   #12
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An old cycling mate of mine from way back used to like gobbing phlegmy lumps through open windows of inconsiderate cars, usually into the lap of said rude driver.
eewwww Think it would be a bit hard whilst wearing a lid though - knowing my luck I would try that and end up with 'gob' all over the inside of my visor!!
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Old 26-05-10, 09:08 PM   #13
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Hehe someone who isn't me used to smoke on the bike, only reason the bloody orrible caberg flip lid got worn more than once... REALLY upset some tw*t in a Z3 having a smouldering cig end dropped in his lap
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Old 27-05-10, 05:50 AM   #14
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i sort of had my revenge when she got stuck behind me with a car to my left and i slowed down and she couldnt go anywhere

I did chuckle to myself as i watched her getting frustrated cos she couldnt get passed us

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Old 27-05-10, 05:53 AM   #15
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I've done that, it gives an immense sense of satisfaction, especially when they are stranded in lane 3 at a major intersection of the A10 heading up to the M25 junction at rush hour.
probably wasn't moving anyway!
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Old 27-05-10, 07:17 AM   #16
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Hehe someone who isn't me used to smoke on the bike
That used to be a regular sight!
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Old 27-05-10, 07:21 AM   #17
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Should've opened her boot, calmly put her freshly butchered body inside it, and rode away.
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Old 27-05-10, 11:25 AM   #18
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well done for staying safe and relatively calm. Armoured knuckle scrapped along the car or if you cant do that (I cant I wobble too much) toe scraper thingy on boot dragged along the side of the car.
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Old 27-05-10, 11:51 AM   #19
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I find the flip front lid useful for flobbing a nice grolly at their windows, although these days I generally don't react - it angries up my blood too much!
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