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Old 27-12-10, 11:59 AM   #11
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Default Re: Heff to marry again - He looks like Popeye!!

When I dated an old man, it was because he was kind, considerate and knew something of the world. He was also really quite perverted and so much fun! I can see why she would want him and as long as they are both happy, good for them.

I warn you though, once you have been on a date with an old well mannered gentleman, young uncouth lads just do not have the same appeal!
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Old 27-12-10, 12:00 PM   #12
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When I dated an old man, it was because he was kind, considerate and knew something of the world. He was also really quite perverted and so much fun! I can see why she would want him and as long as they are both happy, good for them.

I warn you though, once you have been on a date with an old well mannered gentleman, young uncouth lads just do not have the same appeal!
Ill bare that in mind lol
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Old 27-12-10, 12:32 PM   #13
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When I dated an old man, it was because he was kind, considerate and knew something of the world. He was also really quite perverted and so much fun! I can see why she would want him and as long as they are both happy, good for them.

I warn you though, once you have been on a date with an old well mannered gentleman, young uncouth lads just do not have the same appeal!
I don't remember dating you, Jayne.
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Old 27-12-10, 01:01 PM   #14
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I don't remember dating you, Jayne.
Sounds like she remembers you, though........
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Old 27-12-10, 01:27 PM   #15
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I don't remember dating you, Jayne.
After all of the effort I put in too!



Actually, the guy I dated was in his sixties, looked great in a rubber mini dress and introduced me to things at parties that nice girls should never speak of!

This is why old guys are great, they can be very... dominant!
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Old 28-12-10, 06:13 AM   #16
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Actually, the guy I dated was in his sixties, looked great in a rubber mini dress and introduced me to things at parties that nice girls should never speak of!

This is why old guys are great, they can be very... dominant!
*scrubs brain*

nooooooooooooo
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Old 28-12-10, 12:18 PM   #17
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This is why old guys are great, they can be very... dominant!
*runs and grabs brain Bleach*
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