Do check your drain chambers periodically

[dizzyblonde]

must admit, I only have to smell the dogs fart and it makes me gip, so fair play for carrying out the task and surviving!

Nothing like wading through a mile of shyte and coming out clean on the other side.

When me and the ex-wife <spit> lived in Norwich our drain got blocked for the second time - the first was with artex that a workman who did some work for us flushed down the loo, so we knew the drain had been cleared at one point since we'd moved in. The drain from our gaff to the main sewer was shared with next door, who were a newly wed, quite religous and apparently very straight laced young couple. When my sister-in-law's friend came out to unblock the drain he found it rammed full of used condoms. They weren't ours cos my ex was on the pill, and her sister who shared our house with her bloke was on the pill too.

I explained the situation to the next door neighbour, who sheepishly admitted that they did dispose of quite a few of the London Rubber Company's finest used offerings via the loo. There were literally hundreds of the things, and they'd only lived there about 4 months after taking on the property from an old lady who lived alone. That lovely religious and clean living lass must have been banged senseless multiple times every bloody night by him.

After that I used to give her a smile and a crafty wink every time I saw her.

[Bibio]

now thats what i call a sh!tty job.

I wondered what the big dark cloud was over Baschurch was, now I know, I also know where the Haz Chem unit from Shrewsbury was going now. I suppose you blamed all the local farms when your neighbours complained about the smell.

daryl.

[andrewsmith]

time for a bad joke...

someone must have had a banging curry the other night Ed


I'll get me Hazmat suit!!

Originally Posted by andrewsmith

time for a bad joke...

someone must have had a banging curry the other night Ed


I'll get me Hazmat suit!!

Well I'm not that keen on curry stuff so weren't me!!!

And Daryl no I didn't blame the farmers, I said it's my friend over at Longden, farting for Shropshire

[Jayneflakes]

Ed, I have a new level of respect for you, you sir are the Man.

not yet had to tackle that job myself however a trick is to use dust masks covered in vics vapour rub apparently it over rules nearly all other smells..

good effort btw.

[andrewsmith]

Originally Posted by 454697819

not yet had to tackle that job myself however a trick is to use dust masks covered in vics vapour rub apparently it over rules nearly all other smells..

good effort btw.

The does work for the record