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Old 07-05-11, 08:10 PM   #11
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Have her peeled and dipped in a bucket of salt! Aunty Jayne always goes for the reasonable answer...
then hosed in Lemon juice
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Old 07-05-11, 08:10 PM   #12
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Like the others said

Find someone else who'll not lie to you

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Old 07-05-11, 08:12 PM   #13
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WTF... You need to ask advice on this??? Really???

I would have walked away the first time... Now I'd smash her in the face and then walk away. Silly bitch.
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Old 07-05-11, 08:14 PM   #14
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love is where you can watch another guy chat your partner up in a pub/club and KNOW that she is going home with you. i used to find it quite amusing

my wife always said 'why have burgers when you can have steak'.
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Old 07-05-11, 08:19 PM   #15
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Yeah , if you can have your woman come home to you knowing she has unconditional love for you , not screw around and you trust and believe her , then all is good . This Car Wreck needs to be shown the door .
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Old 07-05-11, 08:21 PM   #16
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Tell her to do one, lifes too short.

He's a fecking tough guy as well ain't he, his dad and his mates have to fight his battles, he's playing about with someone elses girl and he's the one who should be getting a slap not the other way round, cheeky ****.
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Old 07-05-11, 08:23 PM   #17
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And don`t worry about threats , they are just threats . In fact take the fight to them , steam in and start cracking Skulls
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Old 07-05-11, 08:23 PM   #18
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Sounds awfy like a long lost ex of mine from years back, I still kick myself for putting up with all those kind of antics. Do yourself a 'massive' favour and tell her to GTF pal, life's way to short to put up with a fanny like this one sounds to be.
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Old 07-05-11, 08:24 PM   #19
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there were always conditions, and it was usually 'what part of the book were we at'
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there were always conditions, and it was usually 'what part of the book were we at'
Kama Sutra eh , you Dirty little Doggy .
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