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Old 06-10-11, 05:31 PM   #11
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I've done the "toothpaste on the razor" thingy...... thankfully realised in time
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Old 06-10-11, 05:46 PM   #12
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You realise it's actually nearly half past four in the afternoon, not the morning!

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I've done the "toothpaste on the razor" thingy...... thankfully realised in time
I've smeared tooth paste on my back instead of Voltarol...................twice

And none of us will admit to dribbling on our shoulderswhilst we're asleep on the sofa
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Old 06-10-11, 09:35 PM   #13
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Trying to put the kettle back in the fridge instead of the milk
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Old 06-10-11, 09:50 PM   #14
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* Sat down on the bog and forgot to take my pants down...
* walking up the stairs forgot what I was going up the stairs for came down the stairs and found my self naked in a surprise party round my mates house... ( Long story.... lots of alcohol involved...)
* Sold my mate my old car and then drove it from work back home as I found he key on my key ring.
* yes used shaving cream as deodorant...
* and woke up next to a red haired young girl....... Thinking Oh **** What have I done!!!.... and then realized it was my wife after a fancy dress party.... she still had a Red hair wig on.... ****ing Top night though :0)

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Old 06-10-11, 11:03 PM   #15
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just for you Bri ;0)
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Old 07-10-11, 09:00 AM   #16
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just for you Bri ;0)
How did you know I often dress up as an old laydeee?

And my best this year.............. giving my boss a right bolloxing for interferring with the work programmed for my guys. Then he emailed me the email I'd sent him asking him to set up a particular job...oops, sorry boss.
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Old 07-10-11, 09:19 AM   #17
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Old 07-10-11, 10:18 AM   #18
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I seem to have developed a habbit of chucking my dirty washing into the toilet as opposed to the washing basket... funny to begin with, a flipping PITA now.
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Not remembering the name of anyone and anything... The name of that movie, the name of that guy i just met, the name of some relative...
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Alice Hymers ?
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