Asif "Mike Tyson" is at a nightclub tonight near me

[Dave20046]

upon video evidence, newspaper reports

Originally Posted by Joe Marcon

If u pay my entry and I punch him will this cheer u up

I'm a miserable sod by nature so I would expect him to punch you back at least twice in order to be cheered up to a satisfactory level.

However if this happened I would also cover your drinks for the night.

Originally Posted by Dave20046

upon video evidence, newspaper reports

I haven't got the minerals lol

Originally Posted by ravingdavis

I'm a miserable sod by nature so I would expect him to punch you back at least twice in order to be cheered up to a satisfactory level.

However if this happened I would also cover your drinks for the night.

Oh so it's all about me getting punched that will be more funny . Cheers guys .if I hit him and he hit me back twice and the drinks u buy me all night I will literally be drinking through a straw

[dizzyblonde]

Just make sure you don't nick a tiger while hes in town
I'm sure if theres karaoke in the club he'll be in his element!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TbnXqhHJkk

Originally Posted by ravingdavis

I'm a miserable sod by nature so I would expect him to punch you back at least twice in order to be cheered up to a satisfactory level.

However if this happened I would also cover your drinks for the night.

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

Just make sure you don't nick a tiger while hes in town
I'm sure if theres karaoke in the club he'll be in his element!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TbnXqhHJkk

God I love hangover .
The Chinese guy is hilarous

Why would anyone pay 50 quid to be in the same room as a convicted rapist?

Originally Posted by Lozzo

Why would anyone pay 50 quid to be in the same room as a convicted rapist?

I dont believe that, same with the sheffield footballer . The women do it for money and popularity. The lads can have anyone they want. Like the lass wi the Sheffield player she went back to the hotel with him she knew what they were going for and so did he . Every1 wants money these days and her saying he raped her got her everything . Abet shes smiling now thinking the money and fame obv been a bitch . Just my opinion but I don't believe they raped them . Abit of topic but same principle

A conviction is a conviction, I don't doubt for a second it was justified

[Dave20046]

Yeah but texting your mate saying "I've got a bird" and them knowing where to turn up and take their turn as you leave through a fire exit all seems a bit suspect.

I don't deny it can attract psycho's but if I were under the spotlight being paid god knows how much I'd be very aware of it and wouldn't get caught in situations like that.