Where does dust come from?

[Fallout]

Originally Posted by HoL

LOL, even if only one sphincter is grazed in a dust free bathroom it's all been worthwhile.

I'm gonna start stockpiling Andrex Velvet. I'll make a fortune on the black - or should that be brown market

haha. Genius. But won't you feel a sense of guilt knowing you're effectively poisoning people with your dust stuffed crack packs? Look deep inside yourself. Can you really live with that on your conscience?

Originally Posted by Fallout

haha. Genius. But won't you feel a sense of guilt knowing you're effectively poisoning people with your dust stuffed crack packs?

Dust stuffed crack packs? I like it! I'll start the rebranding when I get home. Maybe we should start a petition to get warning labels put on bog roll like there is on ciggys.

Originally Posted by Fallout

Look deep inside yourself.

I'll get a mirror & pull my cheeks apart

Originally Posted by Fallout

While I fully understand the far reaching ramifications of my discovery, and the bewildering possibilities it presents to mankind, I am no glory hunter. When the world changes to sand paper based toilet roll in the pursuit of better vascular health, I will be content to sit back and think to myself "I'm responsible for all those red raw lacerated cheeks." I will move quietly among crowds knowing my work is responsible for their uncomfortable looking faces and their awkward descent whenever they go to sit down. I'll know I helped save them. For me that is enough.

No! You will have saved asthmatics from a life of dust induced attacks. You will have extended the life of vacuum cleaner filters. You will have saved a million birds/ year from being plucked to death for the sake of manufacturing feather dusters!

You should shout this proudly from the rooftops and stride out in Glory. Quit this modest approach and take the praise. This why Britain is crap now, because of people like with good ideas and no idea how to make them work.

Man Up you Slacker!

[Wideboy]

Originally Posted by HoL

Nice theory, you must get some off clothes too - my belly button fluff has changed from blue to red now my companies changed it's uniform.

If we don't wear clothes or wipe our bums we should live in a dust free world then?

I think belly button fluff should have its own thread as that another interesting subject. I only ever get navy blue and white.

Very interesting

[Fallout]

Originally Posted by HoL

Dust stuffed crack packs? I like it! I'll start the rebranding when I get home. Maybe we should start a petition to get warning labels put on bog roll like there is on ciggys.

I'll get a mirror & pull my cheeks apart

Makes sense mate. I think a TV ad campaign like this "Bog roll: the silent killer" and then a scene in which you pull your cheeks apart and using advanced CGI a camera goes up inside to find evil bog roll dust particles planning to blow up hospitals and schools.

Originally Posted by The Idle Biker

No! You will have saved asthmatics from a life of dust induced attacks. You will have extended the life of vacuum cleaner filters. You will have saved a million birds/ year from being plucked to death for the sake of manufacturing feather dusters!

You should shout this proudly from the rooftops and stride out in Glory. Quit this modest approach and take the praise. This why Britain is crap now, because of people like with good ideas and no idea how to make them work.

Man Up you Slacker!

I just can't do it by myself though mate. The challenge is too great. I think I need the help of the org collective to push this discovery to greatness. Perhaps if we all rode around with bog roll streamers tied to our pillion handles
and a message like "Bog Roll Revolution" embossed on it along with an AK47, I'd get the encouragement I need.

Originally Posted by Wideboy

I think belly button fluff should have its own thread as that another interesting subject. I only ever get navy blue and white.

Very interesting

I second that!

[punyXpress]

Knew there was one: So, this 'ere belly button fluff then...
So resurrected it for your delectation.

[Fallout]

Originally Posted by HoL

Bad ass!!! (wipe)