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Old 03-05-12, 04:31 PM   #11
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so it will be kitty curry next time im round at badgers for dinner then
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You do know YC's partial to a bit of kitty kebab right?
I`m gonna train it to savage the Scrotums of anything with a stupid accent .... so that`s those 2 taken care of
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Old 03-05-12, 04:34 PM   #12
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and obviously the only reason you'll be ok is cos you dont have any balls, eh taff
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Old 03-05-12, 04:35 PM   #13
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You know I used to draw things on your head when you were passed out drunk ? ..................... I`m gonna T-Bag you next time
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Old 03-05-12, 04:37 PM   #14
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an honest LOL there badger
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Old 03-05-12, 05:15 PM   #15
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I`m gonna train it to savage the Scrotums of anything with a stupid accent .... so that`s those 2 taken care of

I've trained mine to maim anyone who wears socks with sandals!
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Old 03-05-12, 05:52 PM   #16
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Oooooh, Miss VT is back!

(smooths hair)

Heloooo, how you doooin'

Do you have any photos of pussy?

Sorry, I'll get back in my cave...

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Hi Pete, how's my favorite boy in blue doing?

Anyhoo, I know I have been a bit of a stranger lately but I have been working so hard and haven't had much time to come on the forum. The two horses take up a lot of our time now and since we have been competing on them the weekends go by so quickly. I also have a lot of things on the go, including having to learn to drive an HGV.....

- However I have been 'badgered' to make the effort this time, I might even make it to the Annual Rideout if my PADI Divemaster ticket is still valid, and if it clears up I might even ride my bike again

Here is the photo of the pussy, not me holding it by the way, my engagement ring is much nicer *gloat



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I've trained mine to maim anyone who wears socks with sandals!
Ohhh good call, does it do extra damage if they are 'crocs'

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Old 03-05-12, 05:59 PM   #17
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Ohhh good call, does it do extra damage if they are 'crocs'

Not thought of that,,I'll get on it straight away
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Old 03-05-12, 06:07 PM   #18
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Here are some training tactics:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcUROQL29H0

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Old 03-05-12, 06:28 PM   #19
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Oh they are good at that already.

I'm going to stick them on this course

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z3r9X8OahA
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Old 03-05-12, 06:29 PM   #20
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Helloo VT

I'm afraid what the striped one will train the cutie to do to a geordie??
Badge train it to steal boxes of cigarettes
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