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19-05-12, 08:33 PM
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Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
per side
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19-05-12, 08:35 PM
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Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
You may all jest, but I literally only change my pants when the pubic lice put their gas masks on and start sounding the stink siren.
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19-05-12, 08:36 PM
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Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
If time is money you're a rubbish prostitute...
Punters (allegedly) dont pay you to take your clothes off... 
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19-05-12, 08:36 PM
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Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
So....
right way round Back to front Inside out back to front inside out and repeat, until they disintegrate?
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19-05-12, 08:42 PM
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Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
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19-05-12, 08:45 PM
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Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
I feel like a prostitute every day... but I don't like paying.
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19-05-12, 08:46 PM
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Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
Quote:
right way, Inside out right way inside in wrong way inside out wrong way thats way the dead skin falls out
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19-05-12, 09:03 PM
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Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
mmmmmmmmm nice
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19-05-12, 09:13 PM
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Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
I have to assume that you are wearing no support then, otherwise you would have a funny baggy bit hanging out the back where the pouch is.
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19-05-12, 09:32 PM
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Re: Felt like a prostitute yesterday........
Rumour has it that LPH will be ensuring that only those with 3 changes of clean underwear in there tank bag will be allowed to pitch at the AR12.
The 3 pairs must be placed in the map pocket and in 3 distinctly contrasting colours for easy identification.
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