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Old 20-05-12, 06:20 PM   #11
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Default Re: Should daughters be drowned at birth?

Of course they should, or sent away only to return when they're married and dependent on someone else.
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Old 20-05-12, 06:43 PM   #12
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Of course they should, or sent away only to return when they're married and dependent on someone else.
Ahh. the nub of my daughter issues. They keep returning sans husband or prospect thereof.
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Old 20-05-12, 06:48 PM   #13
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Solved your own problem, Tim.
When she moves out to be with her next catch, you do the same but, whatever you do, don't leave a forwarding address.
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Old 20-05-12, 06:57 PM   #14
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Ahh. the nub of my daughter issues. They keep returning sans husband or prospect thereof.


Offer a large dowry in cash, share options in Shell Oil or Nectar Points.
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Old 20-05-12, 07:20 PM   #15
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Simply Divorce her... or put her up for adoption :0)
are we talking No1 Lawer daughter or the one DP dropped in your kitchen?
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Old 20-05-12, 08:19 PM   #16
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my ex should have been.
i wont disagree with that one,ive/weve got 2 sons and a daughter when they were say under 16 i would say the daughter was less trouble,but this is now reversed and the boys look after them selves but the daughter is forever broke need i say more,they never ask there mother for help,its aways good old dad
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Old 20-05-12, 08:30 PM   #17
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my step daughter who Ive not seen for a year has just emailed me....for a new phone...sats it all
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Old 20-05-12, 08:39 PM   #18
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I have three daughters - I have always said I would quite happily have swapped all three of them for 30 boys the same as my son. I so dearly love them all to bits, but christ do they drive me mental with their irrational thoughts and actions. My son, on the other hand, is the most calm, chilled and loving person who does what he needs to do with the minimum of fuss and drama.

I don't believe it, I never thought I would see the day, my life is now complete.



Lozzo and I finally agree on something!
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Old 20-05-12, 08:49 PM   #19
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I don't like girls myself, too much hassle, they wear pink, and you have to play with their hair, buy them barbie dolls, then theres 'wimmin things' boyfriends, babies..........


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Old 20-05-12, 08:53 PM   #20
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I don't like girls myself, too much hassle, they wear pink, and you have to play with their hair, buy them barbie dolls, then theres 'wimmin things' boyfriends, babies..........


Thats why I have boys
and he needs a Bloody hair cut !!!!
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