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Old 29-05-12, 08:41 PM   #11
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Euuuuggggghhhh!!!!

Thats just given a whole new meaning to 'botty burps'!!
There is a condition where the bowel can leak into the stomach, when this happens the casualty will start to wretch and throw up faeces.
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Old 29-05-12, 08:45 PM   #12
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There is a condition where the bowel can leak into the stomach, when this happens the casualty will start to wretch and throw up faeces.

FFS TMI .......Luckily I have just swallowed the last morsel of my Cornetto Enigma
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Old 29-05-12, 08:46 PM   #13
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is that Greek for man juice





















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Old 29-05-12, 08:47 PM   #14
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fallout did you see the bit about faecal transplants? yeah basically someone elses crap gets whizzed up in a blender and mixed with a saline solution and then fed into a tube in your stomach. just gotta pray you dont burp!
Yeah .... nice! Chicken washed down with a nice poo shake. And now the South Park episode on Viva is all about explosive diarrhea. Problem is, South Park animation is too crappy to desensitize me to televised poo.

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Actually I'll not get started on how ridiculous the law is when it comes to people destroying people's lives by driving like a complete tool. Gets on my goat. (I don't have a goat)
Is that a hint? Do you want a goat for Christmas? A really protective goat that hunts down bad foreign drivers and bleats at them?
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Old 29-05-12, 08:47 PM   #15
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Nope, I distinctly remember Cornetto being Italian....theres no Italians here

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If that's the case 90% of the org have suffered with this horrible illness. Bless us all.........I mean bless them all.
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Faecal vomiting they call it.
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