A confession - Page 2 - SV650.org

muzikill · 13-07-12, 09:00 PM

If I got rid of it part of my life would be missing. The question is do I mean the bike or the missus or both?

Bibio · 13-07-12, 09:08 PM

bikes v's women! bikes don't moan when you ride others.

Bri w · 13-07-12, 09:14 PM

To be fair, I'd hate to lose the wife........................ especially as I need to remodel the patio

13-07-12, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davepreston

make her a nice brew sit the wife down put your hand on her knee while looking longly into her eyes and say
ok i know you have a problem with my motorbike so i thought id just clear the air
shut your fecking pie hole ive had enought of your carp if you dont like it theres the fecking door ,the bike will much prefer being in the house once ive got rid of all your ****, so to make things clear the spare room is now my workshop, the dish washer is used to clean engine parts, and that money for new carpets is going on a nice 2 into 1 zaust.
then kiss her on the cheek with a final line of "you think that over and get back to me ok love"

job jobbed

This

The tall Irishman talks sense

Littlepeahead · 13-07-12, 10:47 PM

If you'd have just sold the wife and the kids into slavery you'd have had enough cash and space for 2 bikes.

Mr LPH tried to tell me there wasn't enough space in our garage for him to have his bike and me to have both of mine. I told him I was keeping both and he'd have to choose whether to get rid of his XJR or his beer fridge. He now's says we've got enough room for all of it after all.

13-07-12, 09:00 PM	#11
muzikill Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Dunfermline Posts: 1,712	If I got rid of it part of my life would be missing. The question is do I mean the bike or the missus or both? __________________ Learn to maintain your bike, take it apart, rebuild the engine & more (using better bolts ), drop it & fix it again! K3 Job c.v: Engine:remove/split/rebuild/refit. Replace:Gearbox,Fuel pump,Gaskets. Piston clean,rings. Overhaul:Throttle body,Injectors,Brakes,Forks. Remove/refit:Exhaust,Radiator,Oil cooler,Throttle,Air filter,Tank. Replace: Oil,Coolant,grease,brake hoses & bleed.

13-07-12, 09:08 PM	#12
Bibio Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: here as devil's advocate Posts: 11,569	Re: A confession bikes v's women! bikes don't moan when you ride others.

13-07-12, 09:14 PM	#13
Bri w Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Turre, Almeria Posts: 668	Re: A confession To be fair, I'd hate to lose the wife........................ especially as I need to remodel the patio __________________ *"It's not the years in your life, it's the life in your years."* Currently - Fighting the urge... seen a nice Triumph America Previously - Honda CB125, Honda CB400-4 & BSA B40, Moto Guzzi 850, Yamaha RD250, Suzuki GT380, Kawasaki Z1B, Kawasaki Z650, Honda VFR, Triumph Street Triple R.

13-07-12, 10:47 PM	#15
Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Saaarrrfff Posts: 2,908	Re: A confession If you'd have just sold the wife and the kids into slavery you'd have had enough cash and space for 2 bikes. Mr LPH tried to tell me there wasn't enough space in our garage for him to have his bike and me to have both of mine. I told him I was keeping both and he'd have to choose whether to get rid of his XJR or his beer fridge. He now's says we've got enough room for all of it after all. __________________ Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind...

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