Soho Christmas Party - the end of the world is nigh!

[chris8886]

Originally Posted by daddyjob

42? really?

oh yeh!! she's a proper old bird! :P

Originally Posted by chris8886

oh yeh!! she's a proper old bird! :P

Must have had a real hard life

[Littlepeahead]

Now just hold on. I'm offering to organise a party for you lot and all I'm getting is ageist abuse. The reason I look so haggard is because I spend far too much time with Currie in the role of evil stepmother.

[NTECUK]

You going to make cakes ?

[chris8886]

Originally Posted by NTECUK

You going to make cakes ?

by the sound of it, not now! lol

[NTECUK]

Well if there's Cakes there come.
Its LPH legacy .
Might get some Essex retrobates attend.

[Messie]

Are they like naughty people but slightly behind the times?

I quite like the idea of finding a new place for a change

[Littlepeahead]

Phone call to potential restaurant:

"Er yes hello, my name is Mrs L. Peahead and I would like to book a table for our very low key well behaved biker party. Do you have a table for 30? You do? That's great.

And you don't mind a bit of noise, maybe a bit of swearing? Good good.

And are you ok to supply a chair strong enough for several people to sit on at one time while the one on top jiggles about on the crotch of the one underneath? Oh yes of course we'll pay if the chair breaks.

Someone may be firing a spud gun, is that OK too? Right, as long as it isn't at other customers.

And it'll be OK if some of us wear kilts? Excellent.

And rubber gloves a plastic apron and a hair net? Er yes, well I guess you could say it's because he has a 'medical condition'.

And it will be other adults at the restaurant that night, I presume, I mean the sort of people not shocked by a woman performing fel@tio on a gelatine penis? Well yes I can ask her to do that discreetly if there are children present.

Now, erm, we just want to check that none of your other guests will be offended by a large man sticking his hands and probably face into the cleavage and up the kilts of other diners? No no, not your other diners of course, just our party, well actually I can't guarantee it'll just be our party, maybe best to ensure anyone else booking that night is told not to wear easily accessible clothing...

Ah, so you are fully booked that night after all. And every other night until July 2026. Oh, well that's a shame."

[NTECUK]

Sounds like your average night at the Admiral Duncan ...........

I shall be in the country for a change, but as work hasn't told me the day of our christmas party I can't commit to a specific one.