Tonight, BBC2, 9PM

Enjoyed it but gave a bit too much of the new Skyfall than I'd have liked, not seen it yet!

[Littlepeahead]

I'm not a big Bond fan, even though I'm off to see Skyfal tonight - but I did watch this on iplayer last night and discovered I own a Bond car. Sadly not a BD5, but the BMW 7 series.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smvR7ocyNkM

Now the Bond car had a few special Q modifications - and so does my car...

Bond - Operable by remote control via Ericsson cell phone

LPH - Operable by remote control via me telling Mr LPH how to drive

Bond - Elaborate security system that could immobilize the vehicle and emit an electric charge to scare off any would-be thieves (Bond)

LPH - Elaborate security system that could immobilize the vehicle also known as me not being able to find my keys in the bottom of my bag, then swearing a lot until I find them which is scary (mine)

Bond - Stinger missiles hidden in the sunroof

LPH – I throw jaffa cakes out of the window at bad drivers

Bond - Re-inflating tires

LPH - Re-inflating tires via the nice RAC man

Bond - Retractable metal cutter behind BMW badge

LPH - Retractable metal cutter also known as Mr LPH leaving his disc cutter in the boot all the time

Bond - Releases three-pointed nails from underneath the rear of the car

LPH - Releases three-pointed nails from underneath the rear of the car when Mr LPH doesn’t close the lid of his tool box properly

Bond - Glove-compartment safe that requires Bond's fingerprint to open

LPH - Glove-compartment safe that requires fingerprint to open, and a bit of jiggling and then a bit of thumping and swearing

Bond - Assorted hidden compartments

LPH - Assorted hidden compartments now filled with lollies, Chuppa chups, jelly babies and Tangtastics to keep the nephews happy

Bond - Voice capability: This car can talk in a soothing, and not surprisingly, female voice

LPH - Voice capability: This car can talk in a soothing, and not surprisingly, female voice – when the sat nav is working, which it isn’t at the moment so instead there is just a lot of Mr LPH refusing to admit he is lost again while I ask him to check the map

Bond - Mechanism to discharge tear gas or smoke

LPH - Mechanism to discharge tear gas or smoke - also known as Mr LPH’s best mate smoking fags and farting

[dizzyblonde]

These jaffa cakes, are they pre nibbled, so the jaffa sticks to the windscreens of bad drivers?........ Just wondering

[andrewsmith]

Classic LPH

[DarrenSV650S]

On again sunday BBC HD for anyone that missed it