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Old 22-05-13, 09:47 AM   #11
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Default Re: George Michael's nasty rash

Obv there's more too the whole 'falling out the car' thing (bet Mr Slave was the third occupant) but how has he not lost his skin sliding down the M1 in an Addidas tracksuit?
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Old 22-05-13, 10:05 AM   #12
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The tracksuit melted leaving him with a hard plastic shell protecting him? Its a breakthrough in motorbike safety technology. I believe it is something that has been developed in the US. California in particular.
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Old 22-05-13, 10:19 AM   #13
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That's a good theory. Or perhaps a tube of lube exploded in his back pocket as he hit the tarmac?
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Old 22-05-13, 11:05 AM   #14
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Been revealed he had chocolate all up his face when paramedics arrived, so obviously he's been careless with his wispa.
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Old 22-05-13, 12:31 PM   #15
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Maybe the years of back door pursuits left him with a rock hard back passage
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