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Old 15-06-13, 01:13 PM   #11
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Default Re: Any cool motorbike mottos?

motorbikes are better than partners as they don't care if you ride others.
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Old 15-06-13, 03:17 PM   #12
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Shiny side up!
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Old 15-06-13, 03:31 PM   #13
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rubber side down!
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Old 15-06-13, 06:37 PM   #14
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'Cool'? Errr... No.

Cliched and predictable? Yep, hundreds - see the above posts for examples.
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Old 15-06-13, 06:40 PM   #15
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'Cool'? Errr... No.

Cliched and predictable? Yep, hundreds - see the above posts for examples.
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Old 15-06-13, 07:08 PM   #16
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As it happens, yes I am. I've had a good afternoon, a few pints with a friend and from where I'm sitting the world looks pretty good.

The mottos however, still don't.
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Old 15-06-13, 07:28 PM   #17
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Here's one for you then Sid ...

How do you tell when a mechanic has just had sex? One of his fingers is clean.
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Old 15-06-13, 08:12 PM   #18
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I speed up for corners
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Old 15-06-13, 08:54 PM   #19
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Here's one for you then Sid ...

How do you tell when a mechanic has just had sex? One of his fingers is clean.
And he's got an oily ****?
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Old 15-06-13, 10:11 PM   #20
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