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Old 09-12-13, 07:31 PM   #11
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I'm sure I'll get a few nice little surprises but I asked for money towards a present for myself that I bought on Saturday. It's sitting in its box under the desk as I type and the temptation to open said box is getting worse. I-WILL-RESIST. Probably.
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Old 09-12-13, 09:03 PM   #12
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I will be getting two Thai women to rub me down with oil, scrub me with ground up coffee beans, slather me in yoghurt then prod me with a stick.
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Old 09-12-13, 09:25 PM   #13
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Are you sure it will be a stick?
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Are you sure they're really women???
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Old 10-12-13, 03:12 PM   #15
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. . and who's going to lick the oilycoffeeflavouredyoghurt off?
Orderly queue, please!
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Had I known Santa granted sexual fantasies, I would have been a lot better this past year.
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Old 11-12-13, 06:29 AM   #17
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Filthy minds the lot of you! That's my 2 hour spa treatment at a posh place in Chiang Mai. Body scrub, yoghurt wrap, Thai foot and body massage and I may bump it up to 3 hours and add a facial. My trip my be a hairy old biker adventure but it also includes some girly pampering.
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I'm not sure adding that is going to help smutty minds...
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I'm not sure adding that is going to help smutty minds...
I think someone needs to name names here... and possibly photos.
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