Sausage....

I heard about that

Still least hes still walking talking and wiping his own @rs@ SORRY WRONG THREAD

Originally Posted by Conrad Poons

Actually, I've thrown suasages too. There was this company leaving do in an upstairs bar / function room of a pub. Drinking started 4:30 - 5pm. Buffet opened at 7:30pm. Buffet table was next to window. It was summer. The window was open. There were tourists. Bombs away....

oh so much fun

now you know why they leave egg mayo sandwiches about (no one actually eats them - do they ?)

Originally Posted by mumstoy

Still least hes still walking talking and wiping his own @rs@ SORRY WRONG THREAD

Someones developing a dangerous obsession...

Originally Posted by Iansv

what a waste of good food !!

I was drunk and we'd eaten a lot already... and besides I wasn't the only one doing it... OOh! I just remembered...

One of the sausages rolled back down off the roof and landed on this bald guy's head. The 'slap' noise it made had us all in tears. Excellent comedy moment that one.

[Balky001]

Originally Posted by Ping

I can just imagine the slapstick scenario (assuming it wasn't thrown) of how the sausage came to smack that poor bloke in the face...

I can't say I've never thrown sausages but at least they weren't frozen.

So how do you know it wasn't frozen if it wasn't you throwing the sausage??? (raises eyebrow!).

Originally Posted by Balky001

So how do you know it wasn't frozen if it wasn't you throwing the sausage??? (raises eyebrow!).

...er...................... ow.. my brain just popped...

wayhey, made it to sky news now

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...331857,00.html

seems like nothing more important is going on in the world.

nope.... probably not....