Nudist BBQ.* UPDATED*

Originally Posted by DanDare

I saw your thread subject and thought you were gonna invite everyone from Blighty over for it.

Fit naked women about, no contest.........

.......But remember it only takes one ugly one to ruin it for all concerned.

It only takes one naked bloke to ruin it for all concerned....

BB..Viagra? How 1980's that is cute. Get with the programme fella Cialis is the way to go....and then some! :P

Ping...That depends upon where YOU insist on looking. :P

Originally Posted by sharriso74

Think about Maggie Thatcher in leather that should block any unwanted pop ups

My Eyes!

tie a piece of cotton round ur leg and round the ermm old man, that way you should be pretty safe :P

I mean if err hum..the old fella does decide to stare at the most inopportune moment. Are people likely to ignore it and simply smile or are they not likely to make too much of a fuss over a little thing like that?

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

I mean if err hum..the old fella does decide to stare at the most inopportune moment. Are people likely to ignore it and simply smile or are they not likely to make too much of a fuss over a little thing like that?

They'll probably turn to you in the middle of some conversation and say something along the lines of "hmm, dear Peter, you may have a point there!" :P

Look everyone in the eyes, and don't be tempted to check out how big the competition is.

PH you have so got to go and let us know how you get on.


Possibly post another thread in the photo section perhaps????????

Oh no! I can't believe I missed this bit! Apparently there is to be a "fun" mixed team volley ball competition to be held on the lawn. HELP!

Followed by poolside musical chairs...oh boy...I think I'm going to faint!

[Sid Squid]

Originally Posted by sharriso74

High factor sun block on the old fella.

That seems like the best advice so far, sunburn there would be most unpleasant.

Originally Posted by Filipe M.

Cold showers, mate. Cold showers. And try not to stare at anything that may even remotely trigger your, erm, "umbrella carrying device". :P

I'm informed that this concern is generally unfounded, apparently most chaps experience a certain 'stage fright' when there's an audience and don't find themselves in possession of anything ermm...unwanted.