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Old 11-07-06, 04:54 PM   #11
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Felipe...Natasha is indeed a stunning specimen of the female gender. A curious blend of Russian mother and Argentinian father. Long silk like dark hair and blue eyes. A figure that quite frankly is statuesque and she moves with cat like grace which is a credit to her.

She tells me that she is the cloak room attendant in an exclusive men's club and I can imagine this to be so.

She does though have one or two personal issues,but not sure it would be fair to share them on the good ship SV.ORG?
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Old 11-07-06, 05:03 PM   #12
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Felipe...Natasha is indeed a stunning specimen of the female gender. A curious blend of Russian mother and Argentinian father. Long silk like dark hair and blue eyes. A figure that quite frankly is statuesque and she moves with cat like grace which is a credit to her.

She tells me that she is the cloak room attendant in an exclusive men's club and I can imagine this to be so.

She does though have one or two personal issues,but not sure it would be fair to share them on the good ship SV.ORG?
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Old 11-07-06, 05:07 PM   #13
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Well she was a little nervous at first as we stutteringly engaged in playful banter. However she soon became relaxed in my company. I knew she was a little self conscious as she sat there in her tanga and with just a lashing of factor 5 on her particularly well presented err chest.

I of course averted my gaze at every opportunity,(well when she was looking!)
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Old 11-07-06, 05:16 PM   #15
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Be patient boys! Natasha has a slight oddity with her lovely blue eyes,this being that she is actually cross eyed. Not unusual in itself but strangely her's look in opposite directions. i was therefore forever moving to ensure I was in full vision of at least one of them.
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Old 11-07-06, 05:20 PM   #16
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Be patient boys! Natasha has a slight oddity with her lovely blue eyes,this being that she is actually cross eyed. Not unusual in itself but strangely her's look in opposite directions. i was therefore forever moving to ensure I was in full vision of at least one of them.
Presumably she was unable to tell if you were coming or going?
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Old 11-07-06, 05:20 PM   #17
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Be patient boys! Natasha has a slight oddity with her lovely blue eyes,this being that she is actually cross eyed. Not unusual in itself but strangely her's look in opposite directions. i was therefore forever moving to ensure I was in full vision of at least one of them.

Ah. One eye fishing, one eye shooting. Does "she" have an Adam's Apple and big hands and an unnatural understanding ( for a woman) of the offside rule???
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Nick....Fortunately I am a bit more carefull in my selections. Your comments are obviously from personal experience.

I find the fact that one side of Natasha's mouth droops down,rather charming. It causes an amount of spillage when she takes a drink and she was a little reluctant to do so in my company at first.

The lip is an unfortunate legacy of accompanying her father on a boat fishing trip when she was a child. Apparently she got caught by the bait hook as her father caste off..hurling her 30 metres from the boat in to the water.
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Nick....Fortunately I am a bit more carefull in my selections. Your comments are obviously from personal experience.

I find the fact that one side of Natasha's mouth droops down,rather charming. It causes an amount of spillage when she takes a drink and she was a little reluctant to do so in my company at first.

The lip is an unfortunate legacy of accompanying her father on a boat fishing trip when she was a child. Apparently she got caught by the bait hook as her father caste off..hurling her 30 metres from the boat in to the water.
Both eyes fishing then!!!!!!!!!!
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The lip is an unfortunate legacy of accompanying her father on a boat fishing trip when she was a child. Apparently she got caught by the bait hook as her father caste off..hurling her 30 metres from the boat in to the water.
nasty thing that bait hook ... gets more people that you imagine
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