Friday Time waster

1. What is your earliest memory?
Getting up this morning . . . I have a terrible memory

2. When was the last time you cried?
When I was very drunk with my Missus - Gridgirl - I dont remember much but Im told I was a big girl lol

3. Which Mr Man/Little Miss are you most like?
Mr Topsyturvy

4. Money or Happiness?
Yes please

5. If you were a game show host what would your catchphrase be?
"Release the dogs" . . .

6. What time did you get up this morning?
6.15

7. Who is your weirdest celebrity crush?
'Six' from Tripping the Rift . . . I know she's a CG cartoon but what a body!!!

8. Do you have any body oddities?
Do Tattoos and piercings count?

9. What was the last argument you had?
Proper one?? Jeez cant really remember

10. How do you take your tea and coffee?
Coffee white, strong no sugar. Tea white, medium, no sugar

Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours straight?
A long time ago . . . in a galaxy far away . . .

11. What does your horoscope say today?
No Idea. Dont get a newspaper

12. Who did you last receive a text from and what did it say?
Sally - "Yep. Got 2 get 2 tesco and home by 9 4 a prog" ..... exciting stuff huh

13. Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?
Not that I can remember

14. Russell Crowe: Shwinger or Minger?
****

15. Which song always makes you smile?
'I got a feeling (just nineteen)' by Eagles of Death Metal & 'Tribute' by Tenacious D

16. Which song always makes you cry?
'wonderful world' makes me sad

17. What would you like the film of you life to be called and who would play you?
'Twisted soul' starring Micky Rourke (when he was younger)

18. What was you last phone conversation about?
It was about 20 minutes

19. What was the last lie you told?
"I left a message for him" . . .

20. What was the last thing you laughed at?
Black Books on TV last night

1. What is your earliest memory?
Being bit by a rotweiler when i was 3, it was a hot day and it wouldnt let me hit it with a stick.

2. When was the last time you cried?
When watching Futurama a few weeks ago, it was the episode when fry found his pet dog as a fossil and the professor was going to bring it back to life, fry didnt want to as it lived for years after he went and was loved till it died at a ripe old age, as the titles rolled, it showed the dog sat waiting for him to return for years and years till it died lonely and alone, made me choke it did.

3. Which Mr Man/Little Miss are you most like?
mr bump

4. Money or Happiness?
both, im greedy
5. If you were a game show host what would your catchphrase be?
" it might be sh*t, but its free sh*t !!!!"

6. What time did you get up this morning?
6.45

7. Who is your weirdest celebrity crush?
gillian anderson (still)

8. Do you have any body oddities?
i can make both my feet point backwards

9. What was the last argument you had?
dunno, probably with the missus about something trivial

10. How do you take your tea and coffee?
caffiene free tea, milk no sugar medium strength, dont like coffee

Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours straight?
yes, on the pi55 in dublin and ferry back middle of night delayed, then straight to work.me and my friend pro-plus

11. What does your horoscope say today?
dont believe in that sh*t

12. Who did you last receive a text from and what did it say?
a lad ive not seen for 6 years asking if this was still my number, freaky as i found his in my phone on sunday and thought of ringing him, but didnt as i was sure hed have a different number now, why didnt i just ring to see?

13. Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?
i wrote the book

14. Russell Crowe: Shwinger or Minger?
im not a hom, but i think hes ok good in gladiator, a bit broke back mountain in some stuff mind.

15. Which song always makes you smile?
Foolin - Def leppard

16. Which song always makes you cry?
Hello - lionel richie, it was no 1 when my best friend was killed when i were a wee lad

17. What would you like the film of you life to be called and who would play you?
A tale of 2 titties, anna nicloe smith (when she was alive)

18. What was you last phone conversation about?
trying to talk some sense into the CPS, i failed, again

19. What was the last lie you told?
Refer to number 18

20. What was the last thing you laughed at?
My new direct debit ammount from N Power, thieving barstewards

1. What is your earliest memory?
Prob being about 3-4 with my brother in the kitchen.

2. When was the last time you cried?
Earlier, when I read Dan's post about his friend.

3. Which Mr Man/Little Miss are you most like?
Little Miss Naughty

4. Money or Happiness?
Both would be great! Happiness.

5. If you were a game show host what would your catchphrase be?


6. What time did you get up this morning?
7.45am Ickle bit late!


7. Who is your weirdest celebrity crush?
Frankie Chili count?

8. Do you have any body oddities?
Cindy Crawford mole on my belly- fashionably placed!

9. What was the last argument you had?
Prob about my workload...

10. How do you take your tea and coffee?
Tea- Not strong, medium with two. Coffee- white with two.

Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours straight?
Yup, plenty of times- worked in a hotel in the alps......

11. What does your horoscope say today?
My only weird thing- I cannot read my horoscope or anyone elses, or even listen to them, its like I'd explode if I did!

12. Who did you last receive a text from and what did it say?
From a friend with an email address on.

13. Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?
Oh yeah.

14. Russell Crowe: Shwinger or Minger?
Minger. Not my cup of tea.

15. Which song always makes you smile?
"You've lost that Lovin Feelin" Righteous Brothers

16. Which song always makes you cry?
Damien Rice - The theme from Closer. Don't ask why.

17. What would you like the film of you life to be called and who would play you?
Madness Spectacular - Angelina Jolie.

18. What was you last phone conversation about?
Organising lunch!

19. What was the last lie you told?
About my whereabouts last night. No it's not naughty.

20. What was the last thing you laughed at?
One of our telesales gals speaking to a customer, and trying unsuccessfully to get herself understood.

1.What is your earliest memory?
About 3.15am

2. When was the last time you cried?
After I received a kick in the nuts

3. Which Mr Man/Little Miss are you most like?
He-man

4. Money or Happiness?
Haphazardness!

5. If you were a game show host what would your catchphrase be?
Thats the wrong question you thick barstard!

6. What time did you get up this morning?
Its still yesterday night isn't it?

7. Who is your weirdest celebrity crush?
C3PO
8. Do you have any body oddities?
Bill Oddie

9. What was the last argument you had?
The talking clock

10. How do you take your tea and coffee?
In a cup via my lips

Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours straight?
No I began to lean at one point!

11. What does your horoscope say today?
If I'm near Venus then there's trouble ahead, which is Ok as I live near the M4.

12. Who did you last receive a text from and what did it say?
Something about my Visa expiring!

13. Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?
Marge Simpson

14. Russell Crowe: Shwinger or Minger?
Tw*t

15. Which song always makes you smile?
Smile - By the smilers

16. Which song always makes you cry?
Crying by the Crying Brothers

17. What would you like the film of you life to be called and who would play you?
The Extra ordinary times of Dan who Dare'd - Sooty

18. What was you last phone conversation about?
Heavy Breathing

19. What was the last lie you told?
All the above

20. What was the last thing you laughed at?
A fart!

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