Anyone got an exhaust-choppy tool I can borrow?

Originally Posted by Sid Squid

Please don't let anyone of those numptys anywhere near your bike with tools.

It'll end in tears I tell you.

Thats no way to talk about Spidey and TSM is it really " mr Pumpkin head "

[TSM]

Originally Posted by deeaS

Thats no way to talk about Spidey and TSM is it really " mr Pumpkin head "

Err yes sometimes

Originally Posted by Sid Squid

Please don't let anyone of those numptys anywhere near your bike with tools.

It'll end in tears I tell you.

This is true, depite popular belief, TSM has never dropped his bike, it's just his way of modding it

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Originally Posted by Sid Squid

Please don't let anyone of those numptys anywhere near your bike with tools.

It'll end in tears I tell you.

Is this a covert offer to do it for me, Mr Squid?

Helping me fit it seems to be a popular idea. Should I sell tickets?

"Roll up, Roll up laydees and gennalmen! Come see the wonder of the Strategically Shaved Gorilla as he attempts to saw his bike in half with a variety of tools, both electric and manual! Wonder as he gets metal fragments in his ears, eyes and nether regions! Hear the curses of a thousand sailors as he skins the knuckles on his hands AND feet! Watch a grown man cry as he realises he is, in fact, a numpty and not the suppressed mechanical genius he has always thought he was..."

[Spiderman]

Originally Posted by Pigbunk

"Roll up, Roll up laydees and gennalmen! Come see the wonder of the Strategically Shaved Gorilla as he attempts to saw his bike in half with a variety of tools, both electric and manual! Wonder as he gets metal fragments in his ears, eyes and nether regions! Hear the curses of a thousand sailors as he skins the knuckles on his hands AND feet! Watch a grown man cry as he realises he is, in fact, a numpty and not the suppressed mechanical genius he has always thought he was..."

Look theres no need to talk about me in such a way, really. It may all be true but that doesnt mean it needs to be aired out loud you know

As for the fabulous Squids attempts to make me seem incompetant at cutting things all i have to say is that i did my own, didnt damage anything or anyone and it works a treat.
Also TSM did set fire to some wiring on my bike, briefly.

And anyway, i'm not offering to do it. I'll just be there pointing and saying sensible sounding things like "watch out for that brake hose wont you.... oops too late" and "Another cup of tea will make you feel better and the ambulance should be here soon, just keep applying the pressure and try not to bleed all over my patio wont you."

Saeed, youre welcome to come and watch if Pigbunk decides to come and borrow my tools and do it at mine.

Saeed, come along, more the merrier! Spidey, as long as you're just watching and not videoing me while holding an envelope clearly addressed to "you've been framed" in the other hand, I'm happy to do it myself...

Actually, shag it, why not video it? I could do with half of £250...

Link pipe arrived today from Quill, just waiting for the exhaust itself now!

[TSM]

Originally Posted by Spiderman

Also TSM did set fire to some wiring on my bike, briefly.

Tis i did, dont know why though.

Originally Posted by Pigbunk

Link pipe arrived today from Quill, just waiting for the exhaust itself now!

Mabey its the can i have here, i have a quill lying around without a link pipe.

I was not going to help with that as its a one way operation and leave that down to the owner.

I've got some scissors...?