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Old 22-12-06, 12:29 PM   #11
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Oh yer what a great idea. I not got my kids Christmas morning, so a ride on the bike for an hour would be fantastic.... please father Christmas pppppppppplllllease
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Old 22-12-06, 12:32 PM   #12
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Santa, gizza 'Busa, a PS3, a Monomachine and some Roland V-Drums and I'll be a good boy next year, honest!
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Old 22-12-06, 12:34 PM   #13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ceri JC
Santa, gizza 'Busa, a PS3, a Monomachine and some Roland V-Drums and I'll be a good boy next year, honest!
go back and write it again .... more effort required
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Old 22-12-06, 01:49 PM   #14
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Yo Christmas dude,

Just a quick note to say "thank you" for all the nice pressies you gave me last year. Can't remember what they were exactly, but I know that they were nice.

I was wondering, this year, could you see your way to giving my son the other half of his brain please. You know, the bit he had up to his 14th Birthday but then seemed to disolve in adolesence.

For the wife, some plastic surgery. I know she says she doesn't need it but she's just modest

And for me, well, nothing really, if you can sort the other two out my life will be bliss. But, if you did feel like leaving me something, one of those lovely MV F4 motorcycles would be nice, or a 330bhp kit for the car.

Thanks, and speak to you next year.

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Old 22-12-06, 02:10 PM   #15
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Hola Papa Noel,

I thought I had received a special early gift from you last week but that turned out to just be a €480 fine for being captured on my bike by radar back in January of this year! WTF!? The fact that apparently due to a technicalitythey cant hit my British license with points, does amount to a pleasing gift in itself.

My request at this time is to see you simply allow me the kind of good fortune that might see me able to consider another piece of Italian exotica to keep my existing machine company.

Thumbs up Santa and as usual a little glass of something and a mince pie will nbe in the usual place for you.
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Old 22-12-06, 02:19 PM   #16
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Ó Pai Natal (também por vezes conhecido como Gordo de M*rda),

If you could just provide me with a better year than this one... or is that too much to ask for?!

Failing that, a 50% raise wouldn't be half bad.

Best wishes,

Philly Pie
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Old 22-12-06, 02:26 PM   #17
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Dear Santa,

Can you please make it happen that I won't be at work next Christmas?
Shift work sucks sometimes and it doesn't have to do with being a good boy or not
...wait a minute, here's my roster...

erm, I'm working this Christmas, Thanks a lot Santa!!

zunkus
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Old 22-12-06, 03:03 PM   #18
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Dear Santa,

Where's me f**king bike?
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